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Toxic Tan Mom

TERMINALLY WASTED

At Airport

6/13/2013 3:46 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Tan Mom smelled a little too much like the slot machine area in a Laughlin, Nevada casino Thursday ... and her punishment was 30 hours in detox.  Let us explain.

T.M. had a layover in Minneapolis and decided to leave the airport's secure area to grab a smoke.  To her dismay, TSA wouldn't let her back in, and the mood turned as dark as her.  Tan Mom went ballistic.

TSA agents had a sneaking suspicion she was wasted -- because she was totally wasted.  They took her to airport police, who then gave Ms. Mom an ultimatum -- either go to jail for public intoxication, or spend 30 hours in a detox facility.  Wisely, Tan Mom chose door #2.

She'll be clean as a whistle before she knows it.   That's because she's really wasted.

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31.

Kay    

Tan mom, teen pornstar mom, Octomom moms we would all like to never see on TMZ again!

405 days ago
32.

Comanchegurl    

Key word- mom. Where the hell is kid(s)?

405 days ago
33.

MTG    

How did they determine she was drunk? She has brain damage from an injury and slurs her words!

405 days ago
34.

RunnersHi5    

Needs more than 30 hours.

405 days ago
35.

EasilyHard    

Tan Mom 2016!!

405 days ago
36.

BB not bb    

Hey you seem drunk so you can go to jail or rehab. All because they wouldn't let her catch her plane for smoking a cigarette outside. These people are crazy. Americans are being abused left and right at the airports. It is like Yosemite Sam shouting dance and making the rabbits dance to keep from getting shot.


A lot of people seem drunk because they are on medication and act unconventional or are even maybe crippled and can't walk straight. What you seem is not what you are. I find it hard to believe that Tan Mom was drunk like a wino at the airport.


She is a sharp lady even if she is briandamaged. Her husband sounds like he is a stockbroker. She has a lot of personality, so they like to pick on her. I just find it really annoying, distasteful and downright scary.

405 days ago
37.

NOT ELMO    

Toxic Tan Mom
TERMINALLY WASTED
At Airport..........i hear that clown is a Virgin

405 days ago
38.

Fred Farkel    

Boys?


That is what MENOPAUSE looks like and THAT is what awaits you after a lifetime of work and dedication to your wife and family.


It all goes to sh!t when you wake up one day and SATAN is laying in bed right next to you - just about the time your female turns 48 - 50.


Uncle Fred is telling you the truth. WOMEN DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH. Ask around. Talk to the old timers. Do not do this to yourselves.


Thank you. My work is done here for the day.

404 days ago
39.

mark    

had it read, "terminally ILL" it would have put a smile on my face for the rest of the week!

404 days ago
40.

Horndog    

Ever been to Laughlin? It's for people who find Reno too upscale. She should fit right in,.

404 days ago
41.

Applehead    

She may look like a toothless crack-whore, but she's having a good hair day!

404 days ago
42.

bus4bud    

Isn't this skanks 15 min over yet?

404 days ago
43.

Ballan    

Tmz making up more stories. It is NOT illegal in Minnesota to be drunk in public and you can't go to jail for it . Yes you can go to Detox. So their is no way she was giving an ultimatum. FACT CHECK YOUR STORIES

404 days ago
44.

Buck Boy    

I think of all the reality TV stars out there....that this broad has more HONEST appeal than any and all of them put together. She is funny as hell, doesn't take crap and doesn't have a dishonest bone in her super tanned body.

404 days ago
45.

myjah    

That's funny, because Minnesota does not have a law against public intoxication. In fact, they have a law specifically saying there is no law against public intoxication. Good job TMZ.

403 days ago
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