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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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Nome@home    

The truth machine Charlie Sheen!!!
Love your work Charlie!!!

460 days ago
2.

ts    

Spot on Charlie.

460 days ago
3.

FROM HELL    

He's right

460 days ago
4.

RealAsTheyCome!    

Ha Ha Ha!!!! Epic!!!!

460 days ago
5.

Tracey    

Omg so funny you go charlie p.s. Farrah you are so done now making money lol

460 days ago
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NOT ELMO    

but at least she's still a millionaire. ................that STUPID WHOREEEEEEEEEEEE will be a millionaire until 2014 when the IRS takes 40% in Federal Taxes plus 25% in State and City Taxes, leaving her with only 35% left but them she still has to Pay Property Taxes, Sales Taxes and SKANK Taxes....

460 days ago
7.

DianaR    

Man I love Charlie sheen!

460 days ago
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Laurin    

Go Charlie! She truly is as dumb as a box of rocks and an awful person. She earned her notoriety off of her daughters back (Teen Mom), then she goes and hires a porn star and has sex with him on film so she can sell it for a million dollars. She’s had more opportunities than most to be successful. If she had just changed her public persona and been nicer and more respectful, plenty of people would have wanted to work with her, and Teen Mom would have opened many doors, to paths that her daughter could be proud to see her mother doing, that she could look up to. But again, it was easier to have sex and get an instant million from it.

460 days ago
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BB not bb    

He is really a disgusting and immature person. I guess it was all cool when he was just trying to date a younger woman. Now that it has been publicized, he is all against the very idea. Sure he is.


He loves to throw around his big words and act all cuckoo in the head. I guess that is supposed to be intimidating. He is a real tiger threatening and being abusive to a young girl who has a crush on him.


Maybe he thinks she was just using him? I don't know but he could have expressed that without all the irrelevant insults. I don't know why she sent her private messages into TMZ. I was wondering how they got those.


Maybe Charlie was all excited that someone that young liked him, and then when he found out it might be for publicity, he got sore about it. I think he needs to learn to handle himself better and to show more respect for others.

460 days ago
10.

BaadBoy    

Now that makes 2 people that have torn her a new *******.

460 days ago
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LK    

YOU F'D YOURSELF FARRAH !!! LOL
WAY 2 PISS CHARLIE SHEEN OFF . GUESS ITS ON 2 THE NXT VICTIM . LMAO !!!! SHE IS ONE STUPID PIG ! OH & YES SHE IS A MILLIONAIRE . BUT STILL A PIG ! A PIG WITH A HORSE FACE !! LOL

460 days ago
12.

21stcent    

Don't hold back Charlie, tell us what you REALLY think

460 days ago
13.

Suckologist    

It is now official....I am in love with the king of the English language....his majesty Charles Sheen!

460 days ago
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KARMA K    

Charlie is lucky he found out what a nasty bitch she is before going out with her! No telling what she would of done , like secretly tape him or worse! Dumb whore'

460 days ago
15.

Good riddance!    

HA! But I think TMZ misspelled 'paydate' and added an unnecessary 'l' to the word.

460 days ago
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