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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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441 COMMENTS

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136.

Stillwaters    

No clue why, but I love this guy... Underneath all the craziness, I really think he's a nice guy... And I'm generally quick to write celebs off as a-holes.

435 days ago
137.

Carl    

I missed crazy Charlie. Nice to see he's still around.

435 days ago
138.

Laura    

Charlie is truly one of a kind--you just have to love him! He spoke for all of us!

435 days ago
139.

Canada Guy    

So....Does this mean Farrah WON'T be on Anger Management?

435 days ago
140.

Hollywierd_gurl    

Definitely WINNING!! Bravo Carlos!

435 days ago
141.

cabuchholz73    

Great way to get a career in hollywood going. i don't think any one in hollywood would want to be in contact with someone who shares private messages.

435 days ago
142.

BH90210    

THANK YOU Charlie Sheen.

And F You, Farah. What a complete skank. No guy is ever going to want to touch you because you sell them out. How F'ed up is that?

You've become a circus freak act.

435 days ago
143.

yousandi    

Ha Ha Ha...good for her!!!!

435 days ago
144.

D-INCARNATION    

She's not going to understand one word of that, Charlie would have better luck explaining it with sock puppets.

435 days ago
145.

Master P    

Clearly, the guy has way tooooo much spare time on his hands. Why he would even txt that skank in the first place is beyond me - but after sh1t hit the fan, it would have sufficed to just ignore that beyotch and let her figure it out.

435 days ago
146.

Bwoy dem    

A fame hoe and her money will soon be parted.

435 days ago
147.

Too_Old_To_Care    

ROFLMAO.....SOOOOO typically Charlie. Gotta love that man. His humor is as boundless as his ego but he's got such an indearing quality about him that causes one to shake their head in dismay yet....laugh out loud. I'd love to meet him one day just to say, "Touche" and NO, I don't have the hots for the man; I'm a 65 year old grandmother of 11.

435 days ago
148.

JennaKennedy    

This is so funny! She is below even Charlie's standards!

435 days ago
149.

karenjj    

Charlie, PLEASE keep the messages coming. I know you have more in you. You are the best! When will this chick go away and why hasn't CPS taken her daughter yet???

435 days ago
150.

the_drizzle    

CHARLIE IS A GOLDEN GOD.

435 days ago
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