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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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441 COMMENTS

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166.

Josh    

Wow, for the first time ever I have gained an inkling of respect for Charlie.

395 days ago
167.

Sarah Elizabeth    

Charlie...did you REALLY expect anything different??

395 days ago
168.

Nonsense    

Before anyone congratulates Charlie, keep in mind he was more than willing to tap that whore until she made it public. Ha Ha, from one douche to another

395 days ago
169.

HLyWDgreg    

What did Charlie expect? She's a fame whore as well as a whore whore.

395 days ago
170.

Buddy The Elf    

All kinds of awesome.

395 days ago
171.

Kristina    

Love Charlie

395 days ago
172.

ALL_HAIL_RIHANNA    

How funny

395 days ago
173.

Jessica     

Good luck earning any money now! Sucker.

395 days ago
174.

Evelyn    

WOW! *APPLAUSE* I'll be laughing all day on this one! Strangely...even Charlie Sheen is too good for that back door b*tch!

395 days ago
175.

nychic    

Gotta love Charlie! Shes a money hungry skank anyway!

395 days ago
176.

Danielle123    

Charlie is pathetic for that as well. What is he mad about? That the world knows how s***my he is that he would lay in bed with someone like Farrah? We already knew Charlie boy. Also his comment about her being a mother was laughable when he's not even there for his own children. Does he not remember the fact that his children are living with Denise and not him? & No, I am not defending Farrah. I believe they are both the s*** of the Earth but watching Charlie Sheen act like he is better than somebody else is simply ridiculous.

395 days ago
177.

Mondo    

Right on Charlie. Your words are echoed by many many people. Keep up the great work

395 days ago
178.

moloch13    

hahahaha Farrah is soo dumb

395 days ago
179.

phil    

YEA CHARLIE )))

395 days ago
180.

ExcelRose    

They can both go **** themselves.

395 days ago
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