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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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441 COMMENTS

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226.

voiceofreason    

How did she get Charlie's number to be able to text him in the first place? hmmmm

463 days ago
227.

taylor    

Lmfaoooooooo. Ahahaahahahahahahahahaha thank you for doing this Charlie, this is even better than the thought of you possibly inpregnating her!!! Amazing charlie

463 days ago
228.

lonelywife    

Charley, Charley, Charley you fell into the little trap ....how did you not see this coming LOL

463 days ago
229.

Damien    

Yaay!!! crazy Charlie is back with his funny rants WINNING!!!

463 days ago
230.

azriel    

He shouldn't have insulted trannies that way.

463 days ago
231.

Danielle123    

In fact, the majority of the negative comments are coming from women. Lol I commend Charlie. The man can harm every single woman he comes into contact with, from shooting them to stabbing to brutally beating them and STILL has hundreds of women swinging from his sac, foaming at the mouth and blindly agreeing with his demeaning comments towards another woman. Funny stuff actually. Not only that but they actually attack you for calling Sheen out on his BS and his hypocrisy. 😂 Straight comedy.

463 days ago
232.

steveclemo    

tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.. haha. Hilarious ! She is a gross fame whore. I cant believe you can get that rich by being such a stupid, no talent, ugly, foul slut of a bitch. Her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. What a ****ing waste of space on this planet. Go Charlie. Kudles for ripping her a new *******, since her old one is probably worn out.

463 days ago
233.

She's baaaack    

Yeah baby! There's my tiger's blood wizard. Welcome back Charlie! How can I not love you?

463 days ago
234.

justme9151006    

LMAO!!!!! Finally I respect Charlie Sheen!!!

463 days ago
235.

ummm?!    

Translation: Shut the F*CK up B!TCH.

463 days ago
236.

pela    

Love it lol

462 days ago
237.

pela    

This is epic

462 days ago
238.

moloch13    

Charlie is the man. Farrah needs to be ridiculed and ostracized.

462 days ago
239.

Turk182    

LMAO! Classic!

462 days ago
240.

MrsLorenzano    

Best response she has ever gotten for anything she has ever done.

462 days ago
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