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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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441 COMMENTS

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Laughing at celebrities is fun.    

He must have read some of these posts, good job charlie.

314 days ago
17.

Marie    

Wow. Charlie can be a real dick when he wants to and that made me lol.

314 days ago
18.

Bob    

Exclusive? Really, TMZ? There wouldn't be a story if you had the journalistic integrity to pass on publishing those messages.

314 days ago
19.

HfromDublin     

Man, Charlie Sheen is a poet :)

314 days ago
20.

C. Fox    

Wow. Flawless victory. Ricky Vaughn throws hard. Hats off, sir!

314 days ago
21.

Reg    

BAM!!!!, Don't forget to shut the door on the way out bitch!!! LMFAO, Love the Ma Sheen.

314 days ago
22.

Cartman    

You can always count on Charlie to keep it classy!

LOL

314 days ago
23.

r stevens    

I love that Charlie humiliated her via text, but the part about how her daughter must be so proud, is definitely the pot calling the kettle black. His kids are absolutely going to grow up with some major issues themselves. I feel sorry for all their kids. But Charlie can definitely serve a verbal beating to anyone in his way.

314 days ago
24.

FESTA    

I would be angry too;but anyway,Charlie would be a GREAT GREAT WRITER,really!

314 days ago
25.

Mysticmike    

Still WINNING!

314 days ago
26.

jasper121    

Charlie may have responded negatively and rightfully so, but it's still publicity and surely this broad is going to take any kind of hoopla. She's that desperate.

314 days ago
27.

shrte35    

Best laugh I've had in a long time. Mr. Sheen's extensive vocabulary never ceases to amaze me.

314 days ago
28.

Meow    

Epic!!!! LMAO!!!

314 days ago
29.

Keyser Söze    

You know, if you're a female and a guy like Charlie Sheen finds you disgusting... you're disgusting.

That was a warlock burn.

314 days ago
30.

NightOwl    

Too bad she doesn't have the comprehension skills to be as fully insulted as this note was intended. Well done, Mr. Esteves.

314 days ago
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