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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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286.

Charmz98    

Lmao does this ho have any neurons left in the brain? Perhaps James Deen burts the last one she had left though her butt hole.

404 days ago
287.

Keisha    

Gotta love Charlie.

404 days ago
288.

Truth    

THE REAL QUESTION IS HOW MUCH DID HARVEY PAY FOR THAT POS TEXT SCREEN SHOT?? HEY... IF THERE WERE NO BUYERS THE BITCH WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SELL, POINT BLANK! #TRUTH!!

404 days ago
289.

Cathryn Mazer    

Awesome. Hilarious.

404 days ago
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moonshadow64    

Good for you, Charlie!!! Luckily you figured this bitch out before hooking up w/ her. Farrah is obviously trying the Kim Kardashian pathway to fame. Kim, like Farrah has no discernible talent, but she IS way prettier than Farrah. I'm sure that Farrah knows how Charlie really is & would've hooked up w/ him to purposely get pregnant & then receive nice, hefty Child Support checks from one of the richest guys in Hollywood. Ha, Farrah!!! Your plan was thwarted. LOOK OUT, HOLLYWOOD MEN....she's coming after you.

404 days ago
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aprilraine1984    

Say what you want about this guy. But, this is the greatest f@#$ off letter ever written. Serves her right! Maybe this will shut her down for a while (Doubt it). My next break up, I want Charlie to write the good-bye letter.

404 days ago
292.

sweetthang    

Don't mess with Charlie ! You will lose !

404 days ago
293.

sarah    

I doubt she knew what any of that message meant!
She doesn't exactly strike me as a wordsmith..

404 days ago
294.

daisysunshine    

Perfect example of what's wrong with "celebrities” of today. Charlie has a legitimate career built on a solid history of film and TV. Who cares what his personal life is about--that's not the source of his fame. His talent has made him famous. What has Farrah done to deserve her "celebrity?" Pregnant at 16. Porn to stay relevant. Unfortunately, society panders to the lowest common denominator. Farrah needs to go away, and we need to stop feeding the egos of talentless, egotistical, fame whores who contribute nothing to our society. Please TMZ stop following this ****.

404 days ago
295.

daisysunshine    

Perfect example of what's wrong with "celebrities” of today. Charlie has a legitimate career built on a solid history of film and TV. Who cares what his personal life is about--that's not the source of his fame. His talent has made him famous. What has Farrah done to deserve her "celebrity?" Pregnant at 16. Porn to stay relevant. Our society panders to the lowest common denominator. Farrah needs to go away, and we need to stop feeding the egos of talentless, egotistical, fame whores who contribute nothing to our society. Please TMZ stop following this ****.

404 days ago
296.

exlax    

she only wanted to be his other lindsey since she is out of commission for a few more months

404 days ago
297.

ali36c    

big surprise the idiot leaked the text.
not.

404 days ago
298.

BoXXDr    

I actually wanted to see her land a spot on Anger Management. I guess that ship has sailed now.

404 days ago
299.

AllMe    

hopefully she takes that into consideration..

404 days ago
300.

NOT ELMO    

i hear she is a Virgin !....

404 days ago
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