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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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316.

Kiana    

This is so harsh-- even if its somewhat true. I feel sooo sorry for this girl. I can't imagine if my baby daddy died before my daughter was born (the kid's already gonna be ****ed up based on that alone,) but being desperate enough to whore myself out relentlessly trying to seek fame is ridiculous and disgusting. Poor little girl.

503 days ago
317.

dangit    

Honestly, I don't blame Charlie for giving Farrah his 2 cents worth for going to the media. She had a lot of nerve doing that. That is so disrespectful to Charlie. I would love to take one of his creative writing classes. Good for Charlie. Still gotta love that Charlie Sheen LMAO.

503 days ago
318.

Zaichata    

Charlie doesn't have a lot of room to proselytize about how "your daughter must be so proud". He has done enough to prove that he is not a parent worthy of respect or custody. Stick a sock i it Charlie.

502 days ago
319.

Canadian    

Good for You Charlie,,,, Trash the bitch

502 days ago
320.

Marilyn Rick    

Look who's calling the kettle black. It may be that it takes one douche bag to know another, but Farrah's young--what's your excuse Charlie?

502 days ago
321.

Marilyn Rick    

Is the rumor true that Charlie Sheen's kids--in honor of Fathers Day today--have nominated him for "Father of the Year"?. And how many times did Charlie watch Farrah's porno tape? I'm sure curious to know if his "little dance" with Farrah began before or after the first time he jerked off.

502 days ago
322.

eljeran    

whatever....he shouldn't have agreed to go out with her (**** her) in the first place. So sad he is so enthralled with skanks. She was supposed to hook up with him and leak that to the paps so they could get pics of them together. Dumbass doesn't know how to do it right.

502 days ago
323.

kellie    

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. Although, I'm sure Miss Farrah will need a dictionary companion while reading Charlie's statement. She's obviously not very bright.

500 days ago
324.

MP    

HA!!!! I love it! Someone has to set that dumb b*tch straight! She really does think she's a superstar. LMAO. Dumb hoe

500 days ago
325.

spawn    

Lol I can understand all the hate for her, and people being a fan of Charlie. But remember, Charlie likes "dating" porn stars. When you date that class of people, this is bound to happen. I don't feel sorry for either of them. Charlie and her are both bad people in my opinion and no not because of her being a single mom, nor Charlie being a whore monger. More along the lines that they pretty much do anything for publicity.

500 days ago
326.

Splendid Cheeks    

Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham's Bald, Sloppy Vagina vs Hillary Clinton's Hairy One
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfDAYE6PvZ0

497 days ago
327.

GriswaldClassic    

TIMELINE OF EVENTS:

Farrah sees Charlie's desperation to stay hip/cool chasing younger *****.

MSG's Charlie *OOOoooOOoooh can I like, totally be in your video-movie things?

Charlie: Boner.

Somewhere in between the Chuckmeister hammers Farrah's stinkbox (or doesn't depending on viagra and cocaine on hand)...

The aftermath...

We get angry msgs for all to see.

Yay :)

#winning

105 days ago
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