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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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441 COMMENTS

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31.

Adam    

WINNING

445 days ago
32.

Lisa    

They are both douches. So it was okay to praise her and meet for a date, then she tells the whole world and your reaction is to throw insults at her in public? Charlie, time for you to grow up - you are 50 or almost - stop acting like an immature Housewife

445 days ago
33.

Brian    

That's some funny stuff.

445 days ago
34.

Lisa    

I understand his anger of her releasing the text but don't insult a teen like that in public - not ever. The girl's life is obviously upside down but Charlie is a grown man - should know better. Then this is someone that's not even there for his kids.

445 days ago
35.

YorkieLuv    

He has no room at all to talk about someone's child being so proud of their Mother when his life is a train wreck !!!

She was just looking for a way to help the sales of her adult movie.. total PR move.. I doubt she really wanted to hook up with Grampa Sheen !

For someone that has always enjoyed Porn & the actresses.. Charlie Sheen & his family has always managed to look down their noses at them all.

Well at least she now has secured her daughter's future.. & she is not all strung out like someone who was more than willing to try & use her as long as no one found out about it.

He is the last person who should be casting stones !!

So I'm guessing his kids must all be super proud of him & all of his decisions.

445 days ago
36.

alisha    

don't worry farrah, this is how charlie expresses love

445 days ago
37.

HumanNature    

CHARLIE SHEEN IS THE "MAN"!!!!!


TELLING IT LIKE IT IS!!!!!!!

445 days ago
38.

mugadoon    

I'm not a Charlie Sheen fan, but this is awesome!

445 days ago
39.

Maranda    

Charlie you are the GREATEST! Bitch shouldn't be putting your Tweets on Blast!

445 days ago
40.

Andy    

Charlie, you just might gain me back as a fan if you keep that up.

445 days ago
41.

Deborah    

LOVE IT! CHARLIE YOU THE MAN! SHE NEEDS TO BE KNOCKED DOWN A COUPLE NOTCHES. GO CHARLIE SHEEN, LOVE U DUDE!

445 days ago
42.

baby    

lolz i knew i liked charlie for a reason!

445 days ago
43.

jo69    

Rotfl! That CS! I think he said it all... all of what we all was and were thinking! bahaha! "The world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life." my fav line!

445 days ago
44.

Tuna212    

Ah,Charles,classic Charles. He is artful with the vocabulary. Do not play with the master of porno who-res.

445 days ago
45.

madman-stephan    

Winning!

445 days ago
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