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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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441 COMMENTS

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106.

Nancy    

Farrah Abraham = Unattrative Whore.

496 days ago
107.

DownSouth    

Lmao! "Tranny boobs" haha! Dude is awesome!

496 days ago
108.

bob    

Wonder if she actually realized what he wrote wasn't complimentary before it became public.

496 days ago
109.

Cran    

I love Charlie, yeah that's right. He's been a real goof but when I realized what a mess Brooke has been I understand part of it. That said I can't even remember this girl's name, she's over already.

496 days ago
110.

TheTruth    

LMFAO! They deserve each other!

496 days ago
111.

Sara    

GO CHARLIE SHEEN WOHOO!

496 days ago
112.

tessa    

charlie has some class, who woulda thunk it?

496 days ago
113.

Hello    

CS just wanted to play

496 days ago
114.

Ryan@Denver    

Farrah = probably what Tan Mom was like when she was younger.

This piece of Counciltucky, IA trash needs to GO AWAY. Why did the media even give her a chance? She's not pretty, not talented, not smart, is a typical nouveau riche pompous ass that thinks a million dollars at her age makes her rich. It's 2013 - a million dollars is nearly chump change.

496 days ago
115.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Did he think she was classy and discrete? Look how much trash she talks about James Deen. She's a pig.

496 days ago
116.

all about the money    

LOL ok I might just be willing to give ole Charlie/Carlos another chance now :) I hope his response is legit and not just public bantering to save his "rep" while secretly give them both a round of applause ala Farrahs poonany. After all she's had up to 8 fingers at the same time in there maybe Charlie wants to see if he can get both hands in and clap at the same time. But yea I am sure she was trying to use their "relationship" to increase her already overdone 15 minutes of shame...I mean fame....no I mean shame after her whole private secret sex tape production porn video con game.

496 days ago
117.

Shana    

I have a new respect for Charlie! I hoped he wouldn't stoop so low as to do that homely, camel faced, really ignorant ho.

496 days ago
118.

carol    

Try saying that again three times fast.
So much for getting on his wrong side.

496 days ago
119.

DetroitRocks    

So when things were private Charlie wanted to screw her but when she made it public suddenly he thinks she looks like a man? Funny how that works

496 days ago
120.

Schnikes    

No way that half wit Farrah comprehended even a single word of Charlie's eloquent rant. Not possible.

496 days ago
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