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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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442 COMMENTS

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121.

Schnikes    

No way that half wit Farrah comprehended even a single word of Charlie's eloquent rant. Not possible.

410 days ago
122.

kitty    

Whore, sl#t, pig! She looks like Paul Stanley from Kiss (sorry Paul) even with ALL those plastic surgeries...

410 days ago
123.

Reecee    

LMAO! OH man this is awesome....Charlie is the MAN!

410 days ago
124.

Reecee    

I'm sure Farrah had to bust out the dictionary to decode this message! HA HA HA.....

410 days ago
125.

LuvHUGEcock    

Testy!

410 days ago
126.

Snipperse    

Charlie...tell us howmyounreally feel!

410 days ago
127.

Rusty Shackleford    

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"tranny boobs" ahahaha

410 days ago
128.

Rusty Shackleford    

its a shame that he didnt get a "feeding bucket" or "horse face" crack in there too...

410 days ago
129.

CEE    

Well said Charlie, well said! Can't stand her stupidity...

410 days ago
130.

RealAsTheyCome!    

Oh we know how this is gonna end. Ferret is going to say he was chasing after her, and when she refused he blew up! Now shes gonna pisss on her phone to take a pregnancy test!! Because in ferrets world theres an APP for that!!!

410 days ago
131.

CJDEEZ    

So what you're saying is... she still has a chance?

410 days ago
132.

melliemel    

Charlie, you can call me anytime. I wont tell the world. Would you like some coffee in your cream? lol Its a nice cocoa blend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

410 days ago
133.

Mr. Clean    

high five Charlie, high five...

410 days ago
134.

aemish    

lol.. I heart Charlie Sheen

410 days ago
135.

Choose Laughter    

That was effin' poetic, sniff, sniff that man is a natural born cunning linguist and should be publishing books of poetry! Epic!

410 days ago
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