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Farrah Abraham & Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini Showdown

Battle of the Bulges

6/21/2013 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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It's the boobie battle you've all been waiting for -- 22-year-old "Teen Mom" porn star Farrah Abraham  (with her brand new D cups) and the legendary Tanning Mom (with her genuine leather speed bags).

It's actually a hilarious coincidence ... Farrah and 45-year-old Patricia Krentcil both posed for topless photo shoots on the beaches of Malibu Thursday.

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Malibu beaches are a hot spot for celeb photo shoots, so it's not that surprising they showed up around the same place -- but it's incredible they BOTH decided to drop their tops.

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Who'd you rather?

  • 'Teen Mom'
  • Tanning Mom
So we gotta ask ...

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Azi    

Tanning Mom and the Rainbow Fairy on the beach. What a sight !

307 days ago
17.

DOC    

I am going to cut off my penis and call it a life.....

307 days ago
18.

janet    

So how is Abraham thinking she looks natural? She got a nose job? Whatever.

307 days ago
19.

Yup    

Both of these brainless sluts need a serious bitchslapping...

307 days ago
20.

Jay    

Farrah is so smoking hot, I have watched her porno like 50 times and finished in like a minute every time!

307 days ago
21.

mer    

wait- TM is only 45?!?!? sweet jesus.

307 days ago
22.

Lucy    

Do either of them have an actual talent...you know, like can sing, dance, act, read poetry--something? Or is their career just going to be posing? I realize Farrah made a porn video and called it a sex tape, and tan mom occasionally is in the news for being drunk. But surely these talents can't sustain a career for years.

307 days ago
23.

gbtw    

i'm sure farrah is livid that tanning mom is stealing her spotlight, and that she's being lumped together with tm! incredible... plus, i love how quickly farrah went from, "my sex tape was leaked" to getting implants and posing nude with them... nothing but class, that one! i don't actually care- cash in while you can, i guess... but, not so good b/c she has a young daughter. in any case, the hypocracy and holier than thou attitude of hers is what makes it all the more funny... the girl acts like she's ready for sainthood, and now she's taking it up the ass and posing nude!

307 days ago
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pw_opinions    

gross

307 days ago
25.

Brian    

You really need to include none of the above on these polls TMZ.

307 days ago
26.

MAX    

tanning mom u guys are sick or blind or just nasty

307 days ago
27.

lel410    

Looks like a "before" and "after" shot

307 days ago
28.

Steve    

Can you please get back to scraping the underside of the bottom of the barrel. Please

307 days ago
29.

Mike    

Both are fing gross.

307 days ago
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marlee5574    

They're both gross. I hope I never have to see a picture of either one of them for the rest of my life.

307 days ago
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