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Farrah Abraham & Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini Showdown

Battle of the Bulges

6/21/2013 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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It's the boobie battle you've all been waiting for -- 22-year-old "Teen Mom" porn star Farrah Abraham  (with her brand new D cups) and the legendary Tanning Mom (with her genuine leather speed bags).

It's actually a hilarious coincidence ... Farrah and 45-year-old Patricia Krentcil both posed for topless photo shoots on the beaches of Malibu Thursday.

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Malibu beaches are a hot spot for celeb photo shoots, so it's not that surprising they showed up around the same place -- but it's incredible they BOTH decided to drop their tops.

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So we gotta ask ...

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31.

Dale    

Sad day with Farrah is the better option. I also thought these new implants were to look "more real". They look worse then the previous ones from her porno.

398 days ago
32.

BH90210    

I would never touch that horseface, no-talent, dumb-ass, plastic surgery freak and attention whore Farrah Abraham. Oh, and I forgot: Massive Liar.

398 days ago
33.

People Annoy Me    

Unsee,unsee,unsee,unsee, where's the unsee button?!

398 days ago
34.

luckycat    

BOTH HAVE IMPLANTS GET REAL!
FARRAH WILL PROBABLY BE MUCH WORSE THAN TANNING MOM WHEN SHE REACHES THAT AGE.
FARRAH'S BACK DOOR IS IN NEED OF A STORM DOOR!

398 days ago
35.

jaron    

So disturbing.

398 days ago
36.

jaron    

So incredibly disturbing.

398 days ago
37.

Buck Boy    

How could any true straight man turn down those 100 percent natural fun bags hanging from the natural tanned skin of ultra hot tan mom?

Damn....I want to take her to a gogo...and do the nono...with that hoho.

398 days ago
38.

Flexin    

I like the double roll on her bikini line.

398 days ago
39.

speekintruth    

Cartoonish plastic surgery doesn't look good and doesn't help the fame. I challenge anyone to name one celebrity with cartoonish fake breasts that is relevant.
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How is that Heidi chick of Heidi and spencer fame doing?...

398 days ago
40.

Areader    

They look like two flesh colored balls were stuck on by velcro!

398 days ago
41.

Audrey    

TMZ, why are you doing this to us?! What did we do to you?!!!

398 days ago
42.

Liz    

Seriously, TMZ, on the "who'd you rather" polls, you need to give us a "none of the above" option.

398 days ago
43.

VolcanoMaster    

I need a young wh*re and an old wh*re. The power of Christ compels you!!

398 days ago
44.

DTD    

I would rather see Gary,s boobs than tan mom. But Farrah would be the lesser of two evils.

398 days ago
45.

Nancy    

OMG. I never laughed so hard. The second picture of the tanning mom looks like a trannie. It's hard to believe she is only 45. She is proof of what too much tanning and booze will do to you.

398 days ago
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