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Joe Francis

I'm Renting a Sea Lion

To Play With Me

6/24/2013 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Joe Francis is spending his days down in Mexico with a brand new friend he can rent by the hour ... a 600 lb SEA LION  ... and TMZ's got the pics.

The "Girls Gone Wild" honcho tells TMZ ... he rents a Sea Lion named "Litibu" once a week from Vallarta Adventures to hang out with him and his GF Abbey Wilson at his casa near Puerta Vallarta. 

It's pretty incredible ... he says the 11-year-old mammal is so well trained he arrives via boat ... swims up to the beach ... walks to Joe's backyard ... and then dives straight into his pool.

Not only that, Joe says Litibu has a slew of tricks up his blubber ... he can do handstands, give kisses, stand and clap, roar on command and lets Joe and Abbey take rides on his back in the pool.

Our only request ... please no Sea Lion vs. Hot Naked Chicks tapes.

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31.

D-INCARNATION    

I bet PETA will have something to say about this

394 days ago
32.

OooooNooo!    

Max Bialystock: " Flaunt it, baby, FLAUNT IT!"

394 days ago
33.

DeeMaree    

Good god, exploitation of wild creatures is not wonderful or cool. I would wish the sea lion rip a hole in his owner or one of his stupid human renters but then that amazing animal would be killed as "humans" maim and kill sea lions everyday. BTW, Mexico should consider closing it's borders to perverts.

394 days ago
34.

Steve    

It just gave birth to Kanye's baby, they named her North.

394 days ago
35.

Iris Myandowski    

This Just In - That sea lion has died from Syphilis and boredom

394 days ago
36.

verlinda    

So sad when you have to PAY Animals to play with you

394 days ago
37.

RobN    

Just don't touch his cameras!

394 days ago
38.

Laura    

So...was he just sitting home one day and decided..."I know, I'm going to start renting a sea lion to come swim with me every week"?

394 days ago
39.

Kabukigirl    

That is just SO wrong. Where are the animal rights people????

394 days ago
40.

CWHumphrey    

For the love of God! Don't let Joe have sex with the poor thing!

394 days ago
41.

baby    

kinda looks like his ex joanna krupp?

394 days ago
42.

palermo    

I've been watching him on Couples Therapy, he is an even bigger ass than I thought.

394 days ago
43.

Khari    

Hopefully, it doesn't bite off his left hand.

394 days ago
44.

Kelly    

Only in Mexico

394 days ago
45.

Marcus    

Well, in less than a month Joe's gonna be in the pokey and he'll become someone else's play thing. Let's see if he enjoys that...

394 days ago
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