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Joe Francis

I'm Renting a Sea Lion

To Play With Me

6/24/2013 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Joe Francis is spending his days down in Mexico with a brand new friend he can rent by the hour ... a 600 lb SEA LION  ... and TMZ's got the pics.

The "Girls Gone Wild" honcho tells TMZ ... he rents a Sea Lion named "Litibu" once a week from Vallarta Adventures to hang out with him and his GF Abbey Wilson at his casa near Puerta Vallarta. 

It's pretty incredible ... he says the 11-year-old mammal is so well trained he arrives via boat ... swims up to the beach ... walks to Joe's backyard ... and then dives straight into his pool.

Not only that, Joe says Litibu has a slew of tricks up his blubber ... he can do handstands, give kisses, stand and clap, roar on command and lets Joe and Abbey take rides on his back in the pool.

Our only request ... please no Sea Lion vs. Hot Naked Chicks tapes.

62 COMMENTS

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1.

Kelly    

I love animals, but you wouldn't catch me next to one of those for what they'd later tell me is growing on it's skin - and now mine.

302 days ago
2.

Chris Kaman Your Eye    

WTF?!

302 days ago
3.

M    

Is it toilet trained too, or will it just take a dump is his pool?

302 days ago
4.

The Golden Shower Girls    

He has to rent animals to play with him?

302 days ago
5.

Dildo Baggins    

Joe Francis is a douche. Straight up.

302 days ago
6.

Jackie    

That thing is HUGE........bet it could really f*ck you up..or kill you.

302 days ago
7.

Marie    

That's weird. It's like they hire the seal for the day. "What do you want? Seal ****? Ok, I'll do it. I only take cash, by the way."

302 days ago
8.

exlax    

just more c-man to play with

302 days ago
9.

Say Cheese    

He likes the smell of fish AND the feel of whiskers.

302 days ago
10.

Gary    

When this beautiful sea lion gives Joe or one of his boobs,er,babes a serious bite he may realize that he should leave wild animals alone. Even if the sea lion is trained he is still wild.
Let's all hope that doesn't end up costing the sea lion it's life. The guy is a moron.

302 days ago
11.

Toilethead    

Won't any girls touch him?

302 days ago
12.

Julies    

Joe, if you liked this smart, cool Sea Lion, please donate funds to help the species. People shoot them where I live (only one of the threats they face) and you could help. Really.

301 days ago
13.

smurfya    

Stop doing stories about this goof, unless of course the headline is 'Joe Francis maulled by sea lion'

301 days ago
14.

6one9    

SMH
Poor animal
and I don't mean
douche boy!!!

301 days ago
15.

hellooo!!    

That man is a JACKA$$.

301 days ago
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