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Kim & Kanye

North West Is Non-Directional

6/24/2013 5:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Kim Kardashian
and Kanye West were not inspired by a compass when they named their kid North ... fact is, the name's more inspirational than directional.

Sources close to K & K tell TMZ  ... they chose the name North because they see it as a metaphor for "up", telling friends, "What's North of North? Nothing."  Translation ... nothing better.

We're told the duo believes baby North is their highest point together as a couple ... the pinnacle of the relationship ... and they consider her their "North Star."

Kinda sweet. Almost makes ya feel bad for mocking it, right?




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the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

And up is still directional, dumbasses.

396 days ago


And from this pinnacle begins the fall, into obscurity.....I hope and prey!

396 days ago


What an effing monkey. North is relative to earth. Up is away from the earth. North isnt up you stupid dolt. Poor kids life is over before it begins. Bet they got her in thong shaped diapers by now. What horrible people.

396 days ago

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Kanye called "West" his slave name and then turned around and gave it to his daughter, not only that, he got cutsey with it. Kanye is every bit as phony as Kim.

395 days ago

Rick LaChapelle    

These 2 don't have the brain power to put that much thought into naming their baby!

395 days ago


That is just stupid. If their relationship was at its pinnacle...that means it is now on its way down. It is not a name, but a direction, or a defunct airline (Northwest).

395 days ago


This is a pathetic attempt to bring these two idiots back into the spotlight! BREAAAAAAAKING NEEEEEEEWS, NOBODY CARES AT ALL!!!!

395 days ago

Ted Frunk    

That's like if I named my kid Penis because what's more masculine than having a penis? Nothing. Penis Frunk.

395 days ago


Stay tuned for a special Keeping up with the Kardashians where Khloe will smell a wet wipe and decide who has the cleanest vagina North West or Penelope has the cleanest vagina...Just like she did to their mama's.....

395 days ago

Choade McPooter    

What IS north of north? Jeez, that is up there with the whole "if a tree falls in the woods" or "what is the sound of one hand clapping". Very deep you nutty turds...

395 days ago


This is the picture that has me convinced in addition to her injections she has had a browlift for sure & possibly nasal refinement?? Why? Shes barely over 30

395 days ago


"the duo believes baby North is their highest point together as a couple ... the pinnacle of the relationship."
So.... things can only go downhill from here! lol

395 days ago


Well moss grows on the north side of the tree, the north side is the coldest side, ice is north.... This poor child will go through hell all of her life because she has idiots for parents. Very sad.

395 days ago

Amy E    

I love when morons try to sound intelligent. Does this mean when their "relationship" crumbles, as it surely will......are they going to call her South? As in....."Boy, that really went south."

395 days ago


These two can do all the weirdo sh!t they want, but they're never getting married. He's gay.

395 days ago
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