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Paula Deen

New Job Offer ...

No Apron Required

6/29/2013 12:48 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Disgraced chef Paula Deen needs a job ... and she's a mom ... so the good people who run a MILF-based porn site put 2-and-2 together and have offered her a SIX-FIGURE GIG.

A website called PureMature.com fired off a letter this week ... offering Paula a place in their company ... in light of her N-word controversy, which has lost her MILLIONS in sponsorships.

In the letter, PM starts by explaining to Paula she's a MILF  -- a hot mom over the age of 65 who men would like to (you know). It continues with the job offer adding, "Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson."

As for compensation, PureMature says it's willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work" ... and NO nudity is required. Phew.

Who knows what years of fried Twinkies has created ...

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Kàt    

Well if this is true ( and it probably is) these a-holes always come out and prey on those that are dealing with uncertainty.

426 days ago
17.

datruth    

LOL @ the last two sentence...TMZ y'all are outta control...LOL

426 days ago
18.

mebrat24    

TMZ is jusy plain TRASH,

all they know is who is going to jail, who should be going to jail or the third option for Tmz is PORN

Keep thinking they hit a new low and then they come up with a NEW LOW.

426 days ago
19.

jj    

Paula can f**k herself with the handles of her fry pans.

426 days ago
20.

LordGobblecock    

eww she not a MILF or even a GILF.

426 days ago
21.

MAX    

NOT ENOUGH MONEY ON THE PLANET FOR ME TO WATCH THAT HOG

426 days ago
22.

Devlin85    

WTF are they talking about?? 65+ to be a milf??? Pre-req = Motherhood.. nothing more.. plus Stifflers mom was only ~40...

426 days ago
23.

G    

I just vomited in my mouth a little.

426 days ago
24.

eqquesz    

The way some of these outfits roll, is right into the van or boat and out of the bedroom in less than 2 hours- don't ask me how I know.

426 days ago
25.

CLOSETGOSSIP    

I think I'm gonna lose my lunch!

426 days ago
26.

joe    

the tide is turning on tmz and the rest of you like minded. the people have had enough.

426 days ago
27.

Rob    

She voted for Obama. She wanted change, well she got some. Liberals will toss you under the bus in a second if it fits with their anti-white agenda. Deen got what she deserved.

426 days ago
28.

lulu2009    

Hysterical!!! Take it, Paula, take it! Tell the rest of them to kiss your pasty, white ass!!!

426 days ago
29.

Melanie    

https://www.facebook.com/SupportPaulaDeenBoycotts

426 days ago
30.

Umadbro?!?!    

Ewww thats gross

426 days ago
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