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Lindsay Lohan

Rips Her Own Movie

It Sucked!

7/3/2013 11:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan knows ... her stripper movie "I Know Who Killed Me" was so bad, no one should ever watch it ... EVER ... at least that's what she's telling her fans.

Lohan -- who's still in rehab at Cliffside Malibu -- was allowed to play around on the Internet yesterday (which happened to be her birthday) ... and responded to a fan who had tweeted her the following message:

"@lindsaylohan can you tweet me I seriously watched I know who killed me twice last night."

Lohan's response was classic -- "two times too many!"

For the record -- it's not THAT terrible ... as long as you watch it on mute (see below).

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181.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Bwhahahahahhahahhaaha!!

@BretEastonEllis Criminal, train wreck LOHAN is getting all the fanfare..what a pathetic joke! If anything makes the film, it will be DEEN.

416 days ago
182.

Its Nikki Bitches    

ROTFLMFAO!!!!


Lindsay Lohan Blew Paul Schrader So Hard He Thinks She’s Marilyn Monroe Now


July 10th, 2013 // 25 Comments

While Lindsay Lohan continues to ignore any and all of the wise, albeit obvious, advice given to her by the rehab she’s currently court-ordered to be in, director Paul Schrader just wrote a completely serious, non-ironic piece for the Film Society of Lincoln Center about how she’s exactly like Marilyn Monroe – in a good way. I’m guessing to prove just how hard she blew him to get a role in The Canyons because apparently that’s a game to these Hollywood types. Somewhere Charlie Sheen‘s probably writing a novel comparing her to Joan of Arc for The Smithsonian. “Marilyn Monroe? Pfft. I’ve had porn stars convince me they’re Sandra Day O’Connor. Eat tailwind, Schrader!” *runs around room making airplane arms, knocks hooker off the balcony* “Mayday! Mayd- eh, fck it.”

416 days ago
183.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Bwhahahahahhahahaha!


The Canyons - Official Trailer (HD) Lindsay Lohan: http://youtu.be/b5uTtNLUmCA


EPIC FAIL

416 days ago
184.

LLsez    

Maddy & Nikki...*CHEERS!*

416 days ago
185.

darkhorse91    

Dear "H8turds", I've been reading your comments for sometime now and you guys rock! Not only are they funny, but they are truthful. Keep it up!

416 days ago
186.

Its Nikki Bitches    

So true!!!!


SLIDESHOW: Which Celeb Would Be the Worst Mom?

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Can you imagine Lindsay Lohan having a kid? She's way too busy making trips to court and rehab.

416 days ago
187.

Its Nikki Bitches    

TRIPLE BWHAHAHAHA!!


It's not even out yet and the crappy trailer is getting bashed already.....Bwahahhahahahahahha!


Like I said before, after Liz and Dick (forgot SM5) and now this.....Kiss Lindsay Dee Lohan GOODBYE!!


She suks as a actress.....Bwahahahhahahahha!!


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Lindsay Lohan Strips Down, Films a Sex Tape in The Canyons Trailer—Watch Now!

by John Boone Today 4:28 PM PDT

Lindsay Lohan, The Canyons

"Tardiness, unpredictability, tantrums, absences, neediness, psychodrama—yes, all that," The Canyons director Paul Schrader recently said about Lindsay Lohan. "But something more, that thing that keeps you watching someone...that thing you can't take your eyes off of, that magic, that mystery."

That trainwreck—at least, that might be one opinion after watching the just-released trailer for the erotic, noir film, which showcases Lohan's acting skills stripping skills prominently.

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NEWS: Helen Mirren's advice for Lindsay Lohan? "Don't be up your own bum!"

The preview starts with Lindsay's character, Tara, monologuing about movies (who sees them, if movies mean anything to anyone anymore), as pictures of various rundown movie theaters pan across the screen, naturally. She decides, "Maybe it's just not my thing anymore."

Oh, the irony! We will give Schrader the benefit of the doubt on this one and assume that was intentionally meant to mirror LiLo's actual career, where a string of recent films like Liz & Dick and Scary Movie 5 might indicate that maybe it's not her thing anymore either.

From there, it's all sex and skin and lingering looks (that probably lead to sex and more skin that appear in the process of shooting a sex tape) and did we mention sex, all over a blaring EDM soundtrack.

PHOTOS: Check Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen in The Canyons stills

Lindsay Lohan, The Canyons

Lindsay strips down multiple times throughout the one-minute clip. She shares sex scenes with porn star James Deen, at least one of which is filmed in the movie by a third person (sex tape!). And, in the end, she laments, "I guess I'd like to keep some parts of my life private."

To which she's (ironically) told, "Nobody has a private life anymore." (Lindsay has actually been out of the limelight for the past few months, as she's enrolled in a locked-down rehab program. She gets out right in time for the film's July 29 premiere.)

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The trailer ends by promoting the release date, reading "See it August 2 in select theaters or in the privacy of your home." Watch it at home if you are easily embarrassed by sex scenes. Or by the fact that you're watching The Canyons

416 days ago
188.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Blohan just wants to go to Italy to party. Member when the reviews for Liz and Dick came out and Blohan went on a full blown out bender


Bwahahhhaaahahahhahahaha! Cant wait for the Canyons bender, right after she gets out of rehab....It's going to be PRICELESS

416 days ago
189.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Wish I could break the habit Bear got me into with Bwahahahhahaha!


Is there Bwahhhahahhahhahaha Rehab?

416 days ago
190.

LK    

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

416 days ago
191.

darkhorse91    

That trailer was horrible. And it gave me a headache.

416 days ago
192.

Marvin    

Ho Ho Ho Holy crap Leee Low is going to be out of Malibu Mansion Arrest in less than three weeks.....lookout PCH drivers.....Ho ho HO and not an hour in jail...LMAO

416 days ago
193.

LK    

Hey Reg,
Just popping on 4 a sec & say High :) lol
Trying 2 relax 4 a min Had a smoke break Than soak in a nice relaxing bath/shower . I don't know what 2 start on next :( I haven't even heard back fm insurance yet :( I won't go on about all my stress Ahhhhh !! lol I'm feel like I'm about 2 pass out any min Zzzz Nite & I'll post the ROL Like how Maddy suggested . In my reply so give me a min 2 go copy & paste .K ttys Nighty nite :)

416 days ago
194.

LLsez    

Good Morning Reg and all>>.I posted this one at rol:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA! all the pieces are falling into place, DUIna just sold another $tory for bender bucks:
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Lindsay Lohan is in the homestretch of her stay at the Cliffside residential facility in Malibu — she’s slated to complete her 90-day stay and leave July 31 — and her mom Dina Lohan can’t wait for her actress daughter to be reunited with her family.

While a ROL report this week confirmed that Lindsay is indeed progressing very nicely at Cliffside, it added that the facility would like her to stay an additional 30 days so that the entire 90 days would have been at Cliffside (she was at Betty Ford for part of the stay), but that’s not happening.

“She’s perfect,” Dina tells gossipdavid “She’s all good. We just miss her [and the $$ for pap pics] so much.”

While Dina is currently busy writing a book from her home base on the East Coast, and daughter Aliana is pounding the pavement in Manhattan as a model[snort]— let alone her sons Cody and Michael, who are just as busy[double snort] — the clan intends to head to the West Coast later this month to see Lindsay.[DUIna's been threatening to visit for months but will only do so if there is a payday.]

And Lindsay’s stint at Betty Ford, followed by Cliffside, hasn’t taken a toll on her good looks [SNORT!], Dina assures gossipdavid

“She looks beautiful and happy,” she says, though she hasn't seen her since May.
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QUACCKITY-QUACK!!! Notice the Pool Party talk is gone…after DUIna got pounded in the press for being Blo's party/boozing pal.

416 days ago
195.

Its Nikki Bitches    

R.I.P. Peppi Marchello from the Good Rats. A great Long Island legend band member

416 days ago
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