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Kim Kardashian

Publicly Humiliated

By Construction Workers

7/6/2013 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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One erects buildings, the other erects ... well, you know ... but it seems a construction company in Canada is taking a shot at Kim Kardashian with a hilarious street sign, and TMZ has the pic.

The Bay Adelaide Centre in Toronto, Ontario is currently under construction -- but in an effort to alleviate public concern, building honchos posted a sign telling the locals, "Construction set to finish faster than a Kim Kardashian marriage."

Ha.

We're told the sign was created by legendary comedy group Second City ... and is part of an ongoing series of jokey boards that will be used until the project is complete.

For the record, the construction WON'T be completed fasted than a Kim K marriage -- 'cause her union with Kris Humphries was over in 72 days ... and the project won't end until 2015.

Bummer, eh.

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16.

Laura    

Love ya Canada! Fun story. Just one favor, though--please take Justin Bieber back!

419 days ago
17.

Marilyn    

Re Kim-
With her mommy Kris not allowing her permission to go outside
until pix of the ugly, hideous baby r sold,
I imagine it will just b a manner of time before fat, talentless Kim starts hating mommy & baby for keeping her from parties & usual self-centered stuff her empty life features!

419 days ago
18.

SoWhat    

Bit late on this guys, this happened weeks ago. It's funny though. Only a matter of time before Kris and Kim file a lawsuit for it it too cause they have absolutely no sense of humor and absolutely no understanding of the law.

419 days ago
19.

BB not bb    

Kim is generally a good sport. I don't think she will sue. She is busy with other things right now. It just shows how idiotic people are that they would make a sign like this. It is part of a plot to dumb down the collective consciousness.


The figure looks like no one, they can't finish the project that fast, and it is plain rude.

419 days ago
20.

Fuck Celebrities    

The construction project is smaller than her ass.

419 days ago
21.

mrz16    

Back side of the sign says "Wide Load".

418 days ago
22.

The Atlanta Church Of Satan     

I take it will be a small building full of lawyers.

418 days ago
23.

Marilyn    

Kim isn't tweeting either nowadays.
Maybe has the worst case of Postpartum depression know to mankind!
Why not?
Started making own baby a freak with a freak name and realization West hates her fatty guts!
All left for her is a controlling evil mother.
Mental health professionals + private sanatorium
here the whale comes!

418 days ago
24.

TT    

Well, she was officially still married until sometime during he their court date when Humphries finally signed the divorce papers.

Mike needs to stop writing rubbish. Maybe he will wise up once he gets his nose out of Kim K's b u t t. Then again if that happens Harvey might sack him since that is what he is good for.

418 days ago
25.

Kiranda    

Well, technically they have a year and a half, since she couldn't shake the ball and chain loose for that long.

418 days ago
26.

Sara    

This is one of the funniest things i've ever read in my entire life hahahahaha

418 days ago
27.

UPYOURS    

LMAO

418 days ago
28.

LISA    

Lol! I loves it. Second City is awesome.

418 days ago
29.

Marilyn    

Plus if the kids bullied Paris Jackson they are going to make mince meat over this freaky kid with an open leg ho piss loving ma & daddy who calls himself Jesus!

418 days ago
30.

Vince    

That sperm sponge humiliates herself every time she opens her mouth...a real shame about the innocent kid too.....

418 days ago
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