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Charlie Sheen

The Loch Ness Monster Is

Afraid of Me!

7/13/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen claims his latest co-star was a total no-show simply because they were too afraid to face the awesomeness that is Charlie Sheen. That co-star? THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. 

As TMZ previously reported, Sheen and a few pals traveled to Scotland to see if they could get a look at the infamous creature ... but walked away with nothing. 

Now Sheen tells TMZ the one they call "Nessie" was not beast enough to come out and play with the Warlock. He explains, "Clearly the monster labeled 'Nessie' stayed both hidden and ashamed as it knew deep in her own ancient heart to be NO match both in mythology or reality, to a Beast known throughout the Highlands, the Lowlands, and the Badlands, by one bone-chilling word: MaSheen."

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taffy84    

I seen the loch ness monster just the other day he ask me for $3.50

383 days ago
17.

lalalame    

Hahaha charlie is a boss!

383 days ago
18.

Squatting Thunder    

if Nessie had shown up Charlie probably would have tried to bang it.

383 days ago
19.

Kiranda    

There must be some REALLY good drugs in Scotland to warrant a private jet and an overnight run -- all under the lame excuse that they're looking for Nessie...

383 days ago
20.

6one9    

Hey Charlie
Instead of chasing ``fantasies
WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO CALI
AND
BE A GD FATHER TO YOUR BOYZ
```LOSING```

383 days ago
21.

Toilethead    

I assume he's back on drugs.

383 days ago
22.

Keyser Söze    

... God, I wish I had the money to secure the service of Charlie's drug dealer.

That man is selling PRIME SH*T!

383 days ago
23.

Annie     

What happens when too much money meets too little sanity? lol

383 days ago
24.

Elizabeth Alan    

Even Nessie knows better than mess with Charlie, besides he would give her a buzz.

383 days ago
25.

Lassie    

It would be more appropriate to say ' Mrs Nessie MacSheen' LOLOL ;-)

383 days ago
26.

WTF?    

The loch ness monster is nothing more then an alien spacecraft, the zetas are not stupid they know to disguise themselves unfortunately they got their epochs mixed up so the ship manifests itself as a dinosaur.

383 days ago
27.

LittleBIt    

Up yours Charlie, your concieted, narcissistic a**hole! Back on the drugs again??? You always seem to talk like an jerk when youre on the drugs. The ony person who is impressed with you is YOU. Dirtbag!

383 days ago
28.

WTF?    

There's a sister ship in Canada you know that manifests itself as a giant sloth and a small unmanned (unzeterd?) Craft in the US that goes by the name of George w bush.

383 days ago
29.

YorkieLuv    

BS.. it must be whatever he is using.

383 days ago
30.

Jon    

At least he is a real Celebrity not like skank KK and her sissy bf kimyea. Way to go TMZ still no bylines for your reporters like every other national publication.
Harvey Robert Levin you are a s***bag!

383 days ago
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