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Joel Osteen

So White, It's Ungodly!

7/15/2013 7:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Someone needs to tan Joel Osteen's hide ... or at least his chest, because the guy who provides holy inspiration to millions is downright pasty.

Joel was vacationing in Hawaii with his fam ... taking in a little paddle boarding.

The 50-year-old pastor -- who prayed with Nik Wallenda before and after he traversed the Grand Canyon on a highwire last month -- looked pretty fit. 

He just needs a little sun to distinguish himself from the Holy Ghost.

Some kayaking lessons wouldn't hurt either, Rev. Just sayin' ...



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I think he looks great

467 days ago


He looks great, who writes this crap?

467 days ago


Satan's Earthly Master; his wife said they needed to move out of their 10,000 sf mansion and into their new 17,000 sf mansion because the 10,000 sf mansion was TOO SMALL for their family of four and dozens of servants!


467 days ago


Joel O'Steen is not Bible Christianity... Joel O'Steen is 'Happy Happy Joy Joy" Christianity and there is a BIG difference between the two! He may be a good inspirational counselor but he is not a good preacher by any means... He is deceiving people by keeping them from understanding what's coming down the pike, for starters... Christians have no idea about the crap that's about to hit the fan and he does them no favors with his prosperity preachings...

2 Timothy 4:3 "For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; 4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables."

467 days ago


Actually he looks healthy. Tanning why it maybe trendy and everyone thinks is the norm is actually very bad for you. Lets talk about this guy when you all are sitting in the Dermatologist office waiting to get your skin cancers removed.

467 days ago


Whoever wrote it deserves to be in the Big Brother house, they are missing an anti-white racist.

467 days ago


Is Jesus now sponsored by Nike?

467 days ago


Double edged coin..natural tan by the sun..and odds of getting melanoma greatly increase. Artificial tan akin to a toupee,bot ox injection,elevator shoes, drugs, etc. all to create an illusion as to how they cosmetically make you appear or synthetically make you feel.....with a price.

467 days ago


Wow.... c'mon guys don't turn into the ass hole Perez Hilton is. The fact that you are making a big deal about needing a tan is so offensive. I have had family members die from skin cancer so I do not go out and tan. Naturally, I am pretty pale. I BARELY got up the courage to wear shorts and a swimsuit this year with my pale skin. The fact that you are publicly degrading someone because they aren't as tan as you think they should be is absolutely disgusting. Shame on you all.

467 days ago


would you comment on how dark a black person seems, and that they need to 'lighten up'? Making fun of skin color is wrong, period.

467 days ago


Family man takes his son out kayaking. TMZ has to find a reason to criticize rather than complimenting the fact he's spending time with his kid. In the meantime, 1/2 the TMZ staff don't even know who their baby daddy is.

467 days ago


TMZ... would you have posted the same thing but with someone of color and said, so black it's ungodly or so yellow and it's ungodly.. etc etc.. NO, you probably wouldn't have... It's just not okay to put down someone for their race... Not for people of color NOR white people.. Enough..TMZ, you help to perpetuate division amongst races.. why not try and be part of the solution, not the problem

467 days ago


Why would he need to get melanoma just so you people think he looks good?? Dead from cancer doesn't look good on anyone!

467 days ago


Skin cancer from the SUN doesn't look good on anyone. WHy should he risk death so you think he looks good.

467 days ago


If Wesley Snipes was on the beach, would TMZ run a story saying he is ungodly black?? I don't think so... If you cant see it after the George Zimmerman case by now you're blind... The media and government creates racial tensions..

467 days ago
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