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Joel Osteen

So White, It's Ungodly!

7/15/2013 7:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Someone needs to tan Joel Osteen's hide ... or at least his chest, because the guy who provides holy inspiration to millions is downright pasty.

Joel was vacationing in Hawaii with his fam ... taking in a little paddle boarding.

The 50-year-old pastor -- who prayed with Nik Wallenda before and after he traversed the Grand Canyon on a highwire last month -- looked pretty fit. 

He just needs a little sun to distinguish himself from the Holy Ghost.

Some kayaking lessons wouldn't hurt either, Rev. Just sayin' ...



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I hate that in this day and age, it is still fine to openly criticize someone for being naturally pale, and expect them to damage their skin through tanning, or spray on an orangey layer of fake tan. If he were black, you would not say that he needs to lighten his skin. I have had people telling me that I "need" a tan, and it's just rude and insulting. NO ONE should be expected to change their natural skin colour, TMZ. That's just racist, and you guys really should update this "story" with an apology.

431 days ago


I am happy I am creamy white !!!

431 days ago

New Orleans    

I prayed for him to capsize. It's a miracle!

431 days ago


The guy is as fake as they come but he does it with a smile!

431 days ago


Wow TMZ a bit racist, no? Commenting about a person's natural color of their skin as a negative is just not cool and shouldn't be tolerated.

431 days ago


How is your comment not racist??! He looks like a normal, white person. I'd love to see you write that a black dude needs a little less color because he's so dark he resembles, whatever. You should apologize for being a$$holes, TMZ. Own it. You're the reason girls go to tanning booths and buy spray tans. Eff you.

431 days ago


As a redhead just shut up about white skin okay? We go in the sun it's cancer so stop it already!

431 days ago

Joey Boots    


431 days ago


Could someone be "ungodly black," and, if so, would that be appropriate to write? Could someone be "ungodly gay?"

The double-standard needs to stop.

431 days ago


He's not pasty. That's his skin color. He's healthy and normal. I am very fair-skinned and never tan or spray orange fake tan on, and I LOVE my pale skin. It's beautiful.

431 days ago

BB not bb    

Ah it's just a little joking around. We all get it. Ha ha ha. But if Paula jokes that a black man had better move away from a black board so people can see him, look out.

Maybe this is his real skin shade in the sun. I think some people hit a peak and they just can't get darker. I think you can still go in the sun and not burn, but your skin has reached its melanin limit.

Either that or he just uses a lot of sunblock. I wonder if he is really that hairless, or if he shaves his upper body. It cracks me up to see the old men with fur all over them. They look like squirrels.

With the furry guys, you really don't notice how white they are though.

431 days ago


TMZ why you such haters?

431 days ago

BB not bb    

That is cracking me up, Holy Ghost.

I think tanning is fun though. I don't think that people should be afraid to get tan. If you can do it, fine. It brings a lot of happiness to some people.

As long as it isn't too hot, the sun is very good for you. You just have to get out before you burn or pass out.

431 days ago


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appreciation of the spell caster who
brought back my husband,
my husband left me and
my children for almost six months
within the space of two days after all
instructions given to me by the spell caster
My husband came back to ask how were the children, he said that he loves
me and promises never to let go again, he begged me for forgiveness and
promise never to hurt me.
I am very grateful sir for the restore of peace in my family
home, "I pray that Almighty God gives you
wisdom and strength to help more people
which have a similar problem as mine.
he can solve what ever problem you have.
You can reach him by e-mail:
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431 days ago


TMZ, I'd really like to know if I posted a photo of one of your African-American staff members & called him/her 'Ungodly Black', or one of you gay staffers & called him/her 'Ungodly Gay' or posted a photo of Harvey & called him 'Ungodly Jewish', would that be okay with you guys? It's one thing to have an opinion on someone's behavior or misbehavior & it's a whole other thing to have a 'nasty' opinion on someone's skin color, because then it stops being a joke! & It's called racism!

431 days ago
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