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Porn Star Busted

My Sexy Unicorn Dance

Screwed a Cop ... SORRY

7/18/2013 5:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Posing with porn star Andy San Dimas -- while wearing a UNICORN HEAD -- has a Pittsburgh cop in huge trouble, but San Dimas claims the whole booty-shaking mess is a giant misunderstanding.

This all went down last weekend during a Pirates game at PNC Park, where Andy says she was doing her best to get on the jumbotron ... by shaking her ass in cut-off shorts, while wearing a unicorn head mask!

Awesome, right? Wrong ... because Andy says when an usher asked her to sit down, she tried to rile up the crowd by shouting back, "Oh, I'm sorry I was trying to have a good time at the f**king Pirates game!"

Not smart ... Andy was hauled off to the Pittsburgh PD station at the ballpark.

Andy says the cops were very friendly, and told her they had to boot her from the park -- but not before one officer asked to try on the mask.

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Not smart again. That "unicorn cop" is now reportedly under investigation. It's unclear if it's the unicorn mask, the porn star -- or both -- that got him in trouble.

Either way, Andy says she hopes the cop doesn't get screwed ... since he was totally professional and "did nothing wrong."

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31.

The Atlanta Church Of Satan     

Where would he be if he had on a Harvey Levin mask?

273 days ago
32.

Lucy in the Sky    

Like no one has ever goofed off at work during some down time... Who cares... I would prefer a cop pulling me over that had some humer than the typical power hungry jerk we associate with cops... And we wonder why cops are such jerks... They are not aloud to be anything but stuck up.

273 days ago
33.

DawgNasty    

I have rubbed one out to Andy before.

273 days ago
34.

Billy    

Everyone seems to be missing the point of this story. The freaking chick is smoking hot and I'd trade my left nut to ride her once. Holy @($*#(@ she's awesome.

273 days ago
35.

NOT ELMO    

i hear they had Animal Sex....

273 days ago
36.

laffnbear    

Time for the puritanical, sexually repressed prudes to attack.

272 days ago
37.

roll3567    

For a girl who's taken a few hundred miles of pole, she still looks good!

272 days ago
38.

brian    

Good to know our tax dollars are paying for a worthwhile cause. Andy San Dumbass, aren't you late for a black gang-bang or something? Or, in porn lingo, "make-up crew". It's hard to tell who you are when you're not surrounded by *****.

272 days ago
39.

Bagheera    

Baseball: Not just the Umpires, but anything that begins with a "U" is a corrupt *******.

272 days ago
40.

Ruy    

That's a unicorn or a donkey?

272 days ago
41.

Gretel    

I guess that make him a bad cop, subject to immediate dismissal. Bad bad man. I worked in a critical care unit and once in a while we'd break out in the giggles or play practical jokes on our coworkers. It's a good thing no one photographed it or all the patients would have died because the whole staff would have been fired. Sometimes you have to step out and breathe, even during your shift, which is what that man was doing. Not a big deal.

272 days ago
42.

BigMunKnee    

Gimme' an effin' BREAK!!?!? Just because cops/law enforcement are held to a "higher standard", does NOT mean that they can't have "a lil' fun"!! Was anyone HURT during the taking of this PICTURE?!?! Did the sergeant disregard/neglect an "emergency" to take this PICTURE!?!? What a joke man!! Unless the sergeant is a complete IDIOT in his official capacity (highly unlikely, as they just don't GIVE "three stripes" away in ANY agency), no harm, no foul!! Naturally,...the "cop haters" and "habitual law breakers" will most likely want his HEAD. But to LAW ABIDING CITIZENS and those of us who do not "fear" law & order and RESPECT it, there's no reason for the sergeant to be scrutinized, let alone receive any disciplinary action!!

272 days ago
43.

MC GRUNT    

Ah Yes, the PC paranoia: NO ONE IS TO HAVE ANY KIND OF HARMLESS FUN!

272 days ago
44.

UnicornArmy    

Andy San Dimas supports the #unicornarmy and got a cop to join! Epic! Follow along on my Twitter and Instagram @theunicornarmy to see more crazy unicorn mask pics!

272 days ago
45.

en Todo Momento!!    

sorry, but 'sexy pornstar' is an oxymoron...

272 days ago
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