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Get Ready to Bow to Your Tiny Overlord!!!

7/22/2013 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Breaking Water


Prepare for the onslaught of new British Royal collectible tea sets, plates, shirts, hats, etc. -- 'cause the Royal great-grandbaby is due any minute.

The Queen's people have released a statement saying Kate Middleton is officially in labor at a hospital in London.

Hundreds of Brits have already taken to the streets to await their new master.

The Monarchy is still not saying if the new baby is a boy or a girl.

We know ... once Kate pops out the little squirt, a document will be signed by a member of the official royal medical staff and driven under royal escort to Buckingham Palace.

The medical document -- which will contain the fundamental birth info (sex, weight, time of birth) -- will be displayed on an "ornate easel" at the palace.

We're told the name will not be released straight away.

Stay tuned ... we'll have the news as it emerges from Kate's vagina.



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I'm sure paparazzi would LOVE to be in the delivery room with their video cameras to show the world every second of the baby emerging from Kate's vagina in 3D high definition.

Every scream from Kate and the baby, the worried look on William's face, etc.

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Won't be knowing about the baby today. The Queen goes to bed in about a 1/2 hour 9pm and nobody knows until she does and she announces the baby. So probably won't be until sometime tomorrow.

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8pounds 6 oz

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Thats AMAZING.....

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Andrew Berry    

You guys are kind of taking how this article is written too seriously... I think the last line is pretty harmless and it shouldn't be that much of a big deal...

It's just one article that's different, it isn't like every other article about the duchess going through labor is written like this one. You guys need to give TMZ a break. If you guys don't like how they write their articles, then I don't see why you are visiting, reading their articles, and commenting on their website...

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I'm just about done with TMZ. They have become nothing more than a bunch of bullies who pick on anything and anyone, including babies. Go Dish Nation. At least they are funny in the way they do their show.

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Why do you have to be so crass about this? Giving birth is hard work and I think we all know how babies are birthed.

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What is wrong with this picture? Maybe the headline or could it be the picture attached. Is your staff that childish and uneducated? Who writes for TMZ, grade school children?

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I'm an American, We bow to NO one!

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