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Kate Middleton


Get Ready to Bow to Your Tiny Overlord!!!

7/22/2013 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Prepare for the onslaught of new British Royal collectible tea sets, plates, shirts, hats, etc. -- 'cause the Royal great-grandbaby is due any minute.

The Queen's people have released a statement saying Kate Middleton is officially in labor at a hospital in London.

Hundreds of Brits have already taken to the streets to await their new master.

The Monarchy is still not saying if the new baby is a boy or a girl.

We know ... once Kate pops out the little squirt, a document will be signed by a member of the official royal medical staff and driven under royal escort to Buckingham Palace.

The medical document -- which will contain the fundamental birth info (sex, weight, time of birth) -- will be displayed on an "ornate easel" at the palace.

We're told the name will not be released straight away.

Stay tuned ... we'll have the news as it emerges from Kate's vagina.



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People are seriously standing outside over this?

424 days ago

Prince Von A-Hole    

TMZ always attacking the Royal Family. I find this hypocritical and Ironic. Because weren't most of the Royal Family "BORN THAT WAY"

424 days ago


I bet it's a BOY!

424 days ago


I can't wait for this to be over! I don't get why anyone in America cares. Interesting story - sure, but the baby won't be king or queen for decades from now, so why is this such a big story? First Charles, then William, THEN this baby. Whoopee.

424 days ago


TMZzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Where are all your large corporation sponsors???

It is writings like this that drives them away. All you got left are your self promotions of your tour and junks that people would be ashamed to put on!
Good grief!!!

424 days ago


It is interesting, if they decided to kill the baby right now, it would be okay, because it is a woman's right to choose...yet, you liberals want this one born soooo badly. Is this baby somehow compensating for the ones that you had ripped from YOUR wombs?

424 days ago


I really like Kate and William I think they seem like very nice gentle people, why all the mean comments, I see them taking the Royals in a great direction helping people and doing a really good job.

424 days ago


Overlord? Master? You all are ridiculous. New from the vagina? I swear you all are a bunch of immature idiots, your news has gone way down hill and what stories you do cover anymore you treat like jokes with your writers working out stand up material. And they suck at it, I guess that's why they all sit around the office sucking their little drinks trashing everyone and everything and basing the value of women based on T and A. How modern of you.

424 days ago

Gsharon 710    

Can you show a little respect when reporting? You had more respect for the birth from a porn star and Jesus hater.

424 days ago


I predict that Kim Trash-Kan-ian will release pix of her spawn by the end of the week. If not, we'll know for sure it's ONE UGLY baby.

424 days ago

Jericho Morton    

The suppurating brood pustule - inserted after her "emergency morning sickness hospitalization" if you recall - now nears parturition, bursting to heralding trumpets, medical staff will require to wear armoured scrubs and titanium polished face-masks. The time has been 'neared' .

424 days ago


My guess is it is a GIRL. Hopefully Diana will be a part of the name. A middle name possibly?

424 days ago


I wonder if the fist thing the royal couple will do is to take a hundred million dollar vacation to Africa? That is what OUR royals just did.

424 days ago


Why do you call her 'Middleton'? She doesn't have a surname anymore. It's like calling Victoria Beckham by her maiden name, Adams. It's also considered disrespectful in countries with monarchies not to use the title of a member of the royal family when you write about them. She's the Duchess of Cambridge, or simply Duchess Catherine or Duchess Kate. Also, you can't use the word 'monarchy' in the context you've used it. The word you're looking for would be 'court'.

424 days ago

From my mind    

I like Kate but she's in Labor & should take off that silly hat!

424 days ago
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