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Kate Middleton

IN LABOR

Get Ready to Bow to Your Tiny Overlord!!!

7/22/2013 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Breaking Water

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Prepare for the onslaught of new British Royal collectible tea sets, plates, shirts, hats, etc. -- 'cause the Royal great-grandbaby is due any minute.

The Queen's people have released a statement saying Kate Middleton is officially in labor at a hospital in London.

Hundreds of Brits have already taken to the streets to await their new master.

The Monarchy is still not saying if the new baby is a boy or a girl.

We know ... once Kate pops out the little squirt, a document will be signed by a member of the official royal medical staff and driven under royal escort to Buckingham Palace.

The medical document -- which will contain the fundamental birth info (sex, weight, time of birth) -- will be displayed on an "ornate easel" at the palace.

We're told the name will not be released straight away.

Stay tuned ... we'll have the news as it emerges from Kate's vagina.

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76.

2idiots    

Crowds are gathering outside Buckingham Palace to celebrate the birth announcement. Hmmm...did anyone celebrate the birthing of the Kim's baby?

269 days ago
77.

2idiots    

Kris Kardashian-"Jenner" must be frantic right now....no deal in place for pix of Kim's "baby" (i heard they call it a "baby") and Kate is in labor!
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The RACE IS ON!

269 days ago
78.

Just_A_Post    

TMZ, have some respect!

269 days ago
79.

Mikey    

We are not amused by the vaginal reference.


lol

269 days ago
80.

gutsygirl    

Royal Baby Prediction:

Vote LIKE for girl

Vote HATE for boy

269 days ago
81.

Jericho Morton    

The Royal Family cluster s******ing at the now Supplicating at the Canal d'immondices. There they exchange golden coins and ceremonial scalpels made of Diana femur slivers to mark the Saviour of Windsor.

269 days ago
82.

Mikey    

I bet they cash in on Tom Cruises obsession with eating placenta and umbilical cords.

269 days ago
83.

palermo    

Being vulgar all the time is really not clever.

269 days ago
84.

Donka Do Ball    

English Royalty eat their young.

269 days ago
85.

Gale Smithers    

Can't really tell here if this writer is trying to be funny - if so that attempt is a total FAIL- or is a misogynist?
Under 25 year old?
Finally realizing what a boys town TMZ is - tired of the hating on women - done

269 days ago
86.

Trash    

So......who really cares about these people anyway??? What a waste of the Brits money keeping these people propped up!

269 days ago
87.

DLJ    

what a shame Lady Diana is not here..what an awesome grandma she would have been..instead they have ole' horse face Camilla..ugh..

269 days ago
88.

Interestedinnews    

Too rude and disrespectful; i.e. NOT funny.

269 days ago
89.

Dino     

People spending so much money for gifts to this child in another hand millions of children around the world don't have a meal to eat ... hmm!

269 days ago
90.

yruso?    

why dont you americans get your own house in order before mocking others..........ridiculous, and the vagina coment is just rude, but what do you expect from someone who has there head up KKs bottom

269 days ago
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