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Kate Middleton

Royal Baby REVEALED

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS

7/23/2013 11:27 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Here it is ... THE ROYAL BABY ... 's head ... and fingers ... so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.

Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London -- the third in line for the British throne -- and guess what? The kid is totally normal. Hooray.

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Still no word on the name, but at least we know the kid actually exists -- unless it's a decoy baby and Kate Middleton was never really pregnant to begin with.

Now that would be a real story. Not that this isn't a real story.

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136.

The Real Truth    

William and Kate's child will be admired by society's elite while Kanye and Kim's child be on Kris' show peeling bananas with her feet.

459 days ago
137.

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

FYI: the queens sister was a wild child. Any body can look her up. I think her name was Ann,like her niece. She hung out with people like Mick Jagged and dropped acid. She died about 10 years ago. Queenie tried to keep her under the rug most of the time.

459 days ago
138.

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

Why do the K's have to be brought into the Prince's birth conversation? That just shows how much class we have. Yuck. Sometimes I wish I was Canadian.

459 days ago
139.

TJ    

Perhaps the Kardashian baby is quite homely.
KIM continues to diss all of her "fans." Too good
to be seen,unless it includes a big payout$$$

459 days ago
140.

Harvey-SUX    

25 hours, 50 minutes and Kate and HRH Baby appear in public. Meanwhile the liposuction doctors are still working on Kimmode and her deformed BASTARD CHILD are in hiding.

459 days ago
141.

TJ    

Amazing how Kim Kardashian can completely disappear, when she chooses. Just shows that all her publicity was self generated & instigated. Paps don't seem to be seeking her out on their own,do they.

459 days ago
142.

Clint Torris    

Not interested in the child, would rather see that vagina, let's see what's doin down there.

459 days ago
143.

Kath    

Princess Diana would be so proud of her sons.

459 days ago
144.

Isabel medina94@yahoo.com    

In reference to the Royal baby. It is amazing how this couple, Royal couple I should say are so humble. The baby belongs to Royalty and still, they are not making a big deal about how the baby looks or how much they are going to sale the baby's pictures. For God's sake people here in the U.S get real !!!!!

458 days ago
145.

Tln    

You all give your power / energy away when you buy into the idea of anyone being better or above you.. The royals are only powerful cuz we believe they are. Take back your power and focus on your own lives and your own greatness, and see how much your life changes. This baby is no different than any of the other thousand babies born today.

458 days ago
146.

jordii    

TMZ is like the WKRP of websites. These people would never be able to find a job anywhere else. Stupid copy and comments.
WILL AND KATE are a classy young couple and like it or not their son will play an important place in history so live with it!!!

458 days ago
147.

Dee    

Congrats to the royals.
Kim K. This is how real royalty does it.
Kate looks great.
Kim you should just come out of hiding. You're. Never going to lose all the weight.

458 days ago
148.

Dee    

Their hiding because Kim's still fat and the baby looks like Kanye.

458 days ago
149.

nemesis26    

He's already got his father's hairline.

Get a job, "Future King"...

458 days ago
150.

gutsygirl    

Harvey Levin:

O Makes me happy

O Makes me sick

VOTE

458 days ago
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