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Kate Middleton

Royal Baby REVEALED

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS

7/23/2013 11:27 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Here it is ... THE ROYAL BABY ... 's head ... and fingers ... so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.

Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London -- the third in line for the British throne -- and guess what? The kid is totally normal. Hooray.

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Still no word on the name, but at least we know the kid actually exists -- unless it's a decoy baby and Kate Middleton was never really pregnant to begin with.

Now that would be a real story. Not that this isn't a real story.

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61.

Victoria    

has anybody else noticed that her and Diana are dressed similar? look up photos of Diana leaving the hospital with william

355 days ago
62.

Carolan    

Interesting perspective on this story given your penchant for being up the Kardashian 's butts with lame assed stories about them! Will and Kate have more class than all the Kardashians WISH they had and TMZ is a bunch of imbiciles! Go back to kissing KK's ass and stop reporting on the Royals. Your disrespect is disgusting!

355 days ago
63.

Barbara    

TMZ...too bad for you, the majority of the public are thrilled with the birth of this child...grow up and get rid of the big chip on your shoulders re anything Royal.

355 days ago
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spliffsmommy    

im beginning to think kim & kanye are embarrassed by their offspring.not to sound racist or mean.consider the ethnicity mix,i bet that baby north is really hairy,like all over hairy,face,ears,back,arms..theyre probably waiting for her to shed before showing the public..dont wanna hear the nicknames that would ensue after seeing an extremely hairy baby.

355 days ago
65.

lulu2009    

You know what TMZ, I read your posts everyday, but after this, I may not. I am sure you don't really give a rats ass, but these are nice kids, who have had their first child. Despite being targeted "royalty", they are just really nice, normal kids, with a new baby. You guys suck and I think I am done with you. I am sure that really hurts your feelings, *******s!

355 days ago
66.

Julia    

Who is writing for you?? This is a ridiculous article, apparently written by a 12 year old. Please start hiring more mature people.

355 days ago
67.

billybob    

They should name him Kong Luis Phillip I. , just for the case that...

355 days ago
68.

LeDe00    

Why are TMZ getting so anti-British? Caring more about Amanda Bynes and the Kardashians than history and tradition? TMZ is giving the US a bad name - mocking another country's culture while happily considering nobody celebrities the peak of American culture. Trash.

355 days ago
69.

Wow ...    

Imagine that, a Kate and William acting as if nothing is going on at all, ever like "regular" people, if you will. All the while we have the K fam. who think they are royalty, along with Kanye, and oh so many others. SMH

355 days ago
70.

claudia    

I will never visit this site again. You people are disgusting mean idiots.

355 days ago
71.

Beau222    

Watch out TMZ, The Queen is buddies with Daniel Craig. You might become neutralized.

355 days ago
72.

STFUP    

This is AMERICA. We don't bow to s~~t! What makes this kid so special anyway? Babies are born every day.

355 days ago
73.

miss b    

Kim Kardashian is going to be pissed.

355 days ago
74.

Rob    

I hope Will and Kate let other new parents see there own new borns unlike Beyonce and Jay-Z didn't do when there fake baby was born Will and Kate have class Beyonce and Jay-Z will never have any class .

355 days ago
75.

baby    

loook a married couple displaying their baby... nice to see this instead of some lil bastard kid being hidden away and trying to be sold to the highest bidder.

355 days ago
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