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Lindsay Lohan

EuroTrip

Post Rehab

7/27/2013 9:44 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan has booked a one-way ticket to Europe ... set to depart as soon as she finishes rehab ... because everyone knows an overseas vacation is the best way to keep your nose clean.

Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ ... after her 90-day-court-ordered rehab finishes up she'll head to London for some R&R ... as the first stop on a European adventure.

We're told a gal pal of LiLo offered to take her as a gift for a "job well done in rehab". And since LiLo has some time before her OWN docu-series begins filming she jumped at the opportunity.

Our sources say she booked a one-way ticket and has no return date set (yet), but hopefully it's before she's scheduled to film.

Lindsay believes the trip will give her some privacy during her post-rehab days.

Plus, it's Europe ... what could go wrong?

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241.

Hurley    

The TMZ-Liho commenters are the best---BAR NONE ---the funniest, brightest, most creative and intelligent bloggers in the blogosphere!! The only place where I go out of my way to read as much as I have time for B R A V O (CLAPS IN TRIBUTE)

265 days ago
242.

LLsez    

"The Canyons" is a bad movie about the world of bad movies, which might make it sound like the victim of its own vitriol. But it's nearly impossible to appreciate it even on those terms. Lohan's performance is certainly terrible, but her steady slide started long ago; The awesomely horrendous 2007 "I Know Who Killed Me," a ultra-campy fusion of art house and crime movie tropes that fell apart in several directions at once.

Here, Lohan is as bland and unfocused as the material. During the one scene that allows her degrade her oppressive boyfriend, her robotic delivery freezes the possibilities of bonafide tension (as well as titillation, for whatever that's worth).

"The Canyons" has no discernible identity, resulting in the rare case where the story of the production outdoes the final product: As an indictment of the modern filmmaking practice, it's only effective because it fails.

Criticwire grade: D+

265 days ago
243.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

Madisyn....if ur out there, I'm going down to the pub soon.....are you joining me?

265 days ago
244.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

Have a great nite all....love ya more than my folks..
see ya'll tamale.

265 days ago
245.

Chief Gall    

quick annoy in...............
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Lindsay Lohan brings a raw conviction to Paul Schrader's ultra-low-budget but handsomely made study of hungry young things clawing at the good life.
Scott Foundas
Chief Film Critic @foundasonfilm
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“The Canyons” doesn’t engender much sympathy for its characters — even nice-guy Ryan (convincingly played by Funk as just another pretty, none-too-bright face in the crowd) ultimately comes across as a cipher, to say nothing of Gina, who seems less concerned about her boyfriend’s infidelities than about the possibility of losing her credit on Christian’s movie. The major exception is Lohan, who gives one of those performances, like Marlon Brando’s in “Last Tango in Paris,” that comes across as some uncanny conflagration of drama and autobiography. Lohan may not go as deep or as far as Brando, but with her puffy skin, gaudy hoop earrings and thick eye makeup, there’s a little-girl-lost quality to the onetime Disney teen princess that’s very affecting. Whenever she’s onscreen, she projects a sense of just barely holding on to that precarious slide area in the shadow of the Hollywood sign.
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http://variety.com/2013/film/reviews/the-canyons-review-1200567452/
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I just quickly skimmed three decent reviews. The good reviews will surely pizz of haters because haters 'think' she can't act because haters prefer to see it that way because haters hate because haters are stupid and delusional. LOL!!!! But hey, WTF, it's a free country.
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quick annoy out.................

265 days ago
246.

Joshnilon     

http://glitteratimagazine.blogspot.com/2013/03/omg-bleach-nose-odain-watson-trying-to.html

265 days ago
247.

jwoolman    

Lindsay should just skip the premiere. She actually has an acceptable excuse, she should use it. The premiere is going to be so embarrassing. Or do people who attend premiere's have better control over their desire to laugh uncontrollably than most others?

265 days ago
248.

awards    

PAUL SCHRADER’S FAVORITE SCENE!

In an interview with Hustler Magazine, Paul said “My favorite scene was when James Deen inadvertently jammed a Maxi Pad into Lilo’s number two. Each had a decidedly unexpected reaction. Lindsay said ‘That is More Like It!’ James said Linds ‘Never Felt Better!’ After the mishap was discovered we used the prop every day!”

He added “with Art Films like this, the key to success is to improvise!”

265 days ago
249.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Bwahahhahahahaha! Her first tweet


Lindsay Lohan ‏@lindsaylohan 23m
"Wow...humbled and feeling so much gratitude http://variety.com/2013/film/reviews/the-canyons-review-1200567452/ …" - #teamlohan


Details

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250.

Its Nikki Bitches    

The PLEASEEEEEEEEE I will pay you big bucks to write something nice about my film....Love Paul

Bwahahhahahhahahahhahahha!

Film Review: ‘The Canyons’


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Film Review: ‘The Canyons’ July 28, 2013 | 03:00PM PT
Lindsay Lohan brings a raw conviction to Paul Schrader's ultra-low-budget but handsomely made study of hungry young things clawing at the good life.

Scott Foundas
Chief Film Critic@foundasonfilm
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The signature psychosexual perversity of director Paul Schrader finds its nearly perfect match in novelist Bret Easton Ellis, whose screenplay for Schrader’s “The Canyons” might just as soon have been called “Psycho American Gigolo” or “The Hardcore Rules of Attraction.” The first in the new wave of Kickstarter-funded features instigated by established old-media types, Schrader’s ultra-low-budget (reportedly $250,000) but handsomely made study of low-level Hollywood hangers-on has earned much prerelease attention for the casting of real-life porn star James Deen and the troubled Lindsay Lohan (also one of the pic’s co-producers). But the end result is hardly a joke, not least for Lohan’s fascinating presence, far closer to self-revelation than self-parody. Between VOD curiosity seekers and adventurous arthouse-goers, “The Canyons” is sure to see solid returns on its modest investment, while pushing Schrader back into the zeitgeist after a long fallow period.

The latest but surely not the last 2013 release devoted to the amoral (s)exploits of hungry young things clawing at the good life (e.g. “The Bling Ring,” “Pain & Gain,” “Spring Breakers”), “The Canyons” is also the most overt in its evocation of such caustic industry cautionary tales as “The Day of the Locust” and “The Bad and the Beautiful.” To wit, Schrader makes a recurring motif out of boarded-up old movie theaters (seen as a montage under the opening credits and as chapter headings throughout), suggesting that Tinseltown ain’t what it used to be and, yes, the pictures — like “The Canyons” itself — really have gotten smaller. There is something of David Lynch’s “Mulholland Dr.” and “Inland Empire,” too, in the pic’s sense of a place where everyone is always playing some alternate version of him- or herself, whether onscreen or off.

Like the director’s 1990 “The Comfort of Strangers,” “The Canyons” charts the increasingly treacherous aftershocks that stem from the initial encounter of two couples: smug rich kid Christian (Deen), who’s invested in a low-budget slasher movie about to shoot in New Mexico; his girlfriend, Tara (Lohan); his assistant, Gina (Amanda Brooks); and her boyfriend, Ryan (Nolan Funk), an aspiring actor who’s landed the lead in Christian’s movie. They meet over dinner and drinks, during which Christian stuns the fresh-faced, Joe Buck-ish Ryan with tales of his and Tara’s open relationship, including frequent additional partners of both sexes. (He is, when the movie begins, going though “a dude phase.”)

We soon learn that, three years earlier, when they were both nobodies, Ryan and Tara were themselves an item. Now, ever since reconnecting at Ryan’s audition, they’ve been meeting for illicit afternoon hookups, but while Ryan is still smitten, Tara is more pragmatic. She’s not interested in going back to their old, hardscrabble life together, she tells him in an early scene set at the Century City shopping mall — a scene Lohan plays with such raw conviction that you can’t be sure who’s more afraid of slipping back into working-stiff anonymity, her or her character.

It doesn’t take long for the jealous Christian to figure out what’s going on under his blow-dusted nose, and to plot his revenge. It’s the least interesting aspect of the movie, though Deen is a minor revelation in the role. Having garnered a lot of ink in recent years as the nice-Jewish-boy porn star with the high IQ and rocket-scientist parents, the actor is used here for maximum smiling-psycho value — another in Ellis’ expansive gallery of spoiled brats who’ve never stopped wanting to get their way, even if they have to kill for it. And Deen is more than up for the challenge; he holds the camera captive with his chilly, privately amused stare.

What Christian really wants to do is direct, as evidenced by the amateur sex videos he makes starring himself, Tara and a variety of special guest stars. But if the sex in “The Canyons” is duly kinky and explicit — and surely one of the pic’s selling points, thanks to Lohan’s ample bosom and Deen’s celebrated schlong — it seems almost parochial compared with what the characters do to each other when they have their clothes on. Certainly, it’s no more outre than anything in “Basic Instinct” (which may be a measure of just how chaste movies have gotten again in the last 20 years). Schrader and Ellis’ intended showstopper — a four-way mini-orgy between Christian, Tara and an anonymous couple recruited online — unfolds mostly as closeups on faces, and could almost be accused of being tasteful were it not for the blanket of swirling multi-colored lights that turn the scene into an X-rated version of the Main Street Electrical Parade.

Gratuitous lighting effects aside, the guerrilla shoot seems to have reinvigorated Schrader, and the result is his most stylish picture in years, probably since “Auto Focus.” Shot in sleek widescreen HD by John DeFazio, with a pulsing, Giorgio Moroder-esque electronic score (credited to Brendan Canning and the Canadian duo Me and John), the movie’s surfaces gleam as attractively as its toned and tanned bodies, the latter constantly framed small against vast canvases of Oceanside bluffs, Sunset Boulevard traffic and hazy nighttime skies. This, Schrader seems to be saying, is the flame to which the moths are drawn, even if it is ultimately no more than a flickering illusion. The phrase Pauline Kael once used to describe Schrader’s aesthetic springs readily to mind: “apocalyptic swank.”

“The Canyons” doesn’t engender much sympathy for its characters — even nice-guy Ryan (convincingly played by Funk as just another pretty, none-too-bright face in the crowd) ultimately comes across as a cipher, to say nothing of Gina, who seems less concerned about her boyfriend’s infidelities than about the possibility of losing her credit on Christian’s movie. The major exception is Lohan, who gives one of those performances, like Marlon Brando’s in “Last Tango in Paris,” that comes across as some uncanny conflagration of drama and autobiography. Lohan may not go as deep or as far as Brando, but with her puffy skin, gaudy hoop earrings and thick eye makeup, there’s a little-girl-lost quality to the onetime Disney teen princess that’s very affecting. Whenever she’s onscreen, she projects a sense of just barely holding on to that precarious slide area in the shadow of the Hollywood sign.

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251.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Chief As$hole is back on twitter...Bwahhahahahahhaha!!


Hope family leaves soon so I can play with you guys.


wink flash :) ‏@winkkyflash 3h
@lindsaylohan Even people who MUST KNOW that U R a skilled actress are often so mean..! But that has NOOOOO IMPACT, right? Huhuhu LOVE U!

265 days ago
252.

Reg    

Where you at Maddy?

265 days ago
253.

GarrettG    

With some of the reviews already out, my question is where is the burial site for Blohan's career. My other question is where did I put my shovel to help build said burial site.

265 days ago
254.

Snowman with a Turnip Nose    

Somehow I have serious doubts that Harvey's boys know Europe is a continent, not a country.

265 days ago
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LLsez    

"Team Lohan" is going nuts over the ONE positive review that the Canyons received from Variety. (...."Lohan....with her puffy skin, gaudy hoop earrings and thick eye makeup......")

Someone on Twitter has pointed out that Variety was the only place that gave "Liz & Dick" a good review.

QUUAACCCKKKKKK!!!!!

265 days ago
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