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Lindsay Lohan

My Toxic Ex-Friends Are

Dead to Me

7/29/2013 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan has made a list ... she's checked it twice ... and she's decided ... the majority of her so-called "friends" will be CUT from her life when she's sprung from rehab.

Sources close to the actress tell TMZ, Lindsay recently sat down at Cliffside -- where she's currently enrolled in a substance abuse treatment program -- and made a list of 100 friends ... who knew?

We’re told Lilo was inspired by a therapy session about "toxic friends and influences."  Lindsay actually made 2 lists -- one with the friends she'll keep, and the other with the ones she'll ax.

According to sources, 80 people were on the "cut" list.

Lindsay showed it to her closest friends -- who mostly agreed with her choices.

The big question ... did Michael Lohan get the chop?

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91.

odie    

80 people on the cut list =80 people she owes at least 10k to . 20 people on the keeper list = people she owes LESS THAN 10k to and therefore can be hit up for future monies.

365 days ago
92.

LLsez    

Are Blo's therapists aware that she lies about who her "dear,close, personal friends" are?

365 days ago
93.

Pablo Escabar    

Hope she didn't cut me

365 days ago
94.

Belfast to Cali cutie     

I'm sure most of those people would list her in the toxic category as well. People around you may be toxic, but she's a big girl and made all of her own decisions. Do they have a personal responsibility session there too?

365 days ago
95.

SweetBabyRay    

So happy for her. Coming from a young addict who's been clean from hard partying and an adderall problem, she's doing the best things she can for herself. Luckily I had a stable family to fall back on, but as long as she has some true friends to help her, she'll be fine. I just hope the entertainment business doesn't sweep her up after she's out. She needs isolation from that lifestyle and she needs out-patient while she gets back on the right track. I have a lot of hope for her.

365 days ago
96.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

She is as desperate as a whore in church to save grace

365 days ago
97.

LLsez    

Oh dear.
Hope all the horrendous reviews of ""The Canyons" don't send Blo into a drug-fueled tailspin.
#backtorehab

365 days ago
98.

huertae    

Whomever she decides to keep its her business! But it's time for her to make good decisions about friends! It's a shame to see this young beautiful girl been like this!

365 days ago
99.

ACE DEUCEY    

Hey Lindz, Hollywood producers have lists, too. Guess which one you're on.

365 days ago
100.

BH90210    

Lilo's father is a BIG part of the problem.

This guy would sell her out over a hamburger if it served his needs.

365 days ago
101.

Grandma Cracker    

Adderall much Pork Chop?

365 days ago
102.

awards    

LIL VIKI BOOKS TRUMP HONEYMOON SUITE!

To celebrate Lindsay’s Recovery, Lil Viki (who is no longer allowed to stay in his Father’s Hotels) has booked the $50K per night amazing Trump Tower Honeymoon Suite in NYC! The Room Prep List for the week’s stay includes four cases of Top Notch Champaign, Four Cases of Stoli Elit: Himalayan Edition at $3,000 per bottle, 12 Floral Arrangements, Cheetos, Rubber Sheets, 50 Gallons of AstroGlide, Three Cases of Depends Diapers, 500 Maxi Pads, Off Mosquito Repellant and Raid Bug Spray.

The Booked Services Include: Hair Stylist, Plastic Surgeon (Linds needs bigger implants to keep balance with her a$$), NIH VD Research Team, Masseuses, On Demand Housekeeping, Butler, Security Guards, Vivod Porn Camera Team, Manicurist, Pedicurist, Laser Hair Removal Professional, Tattoo Artist and an Animal Trainer to take care of the Caged DUIna who they will torment all week.

Lil Viki has arranged for a Break Away Balcony Guard Rail on the 58th Floor Suite so Lindsay can Fly Away! Apparently he still has a grudge about his Florida Drug Arrest (possession and distribution) and Linds dropping a Dime on him, eh?

Or as Linds sees it “I was helping get him into Recovery, which is what Good Friends are for!”

365 days ago
103.

darkhorse91    

Bwahahahaha now other media outlets are saying that the other reviews are "mixed" or "lukewarm" and are going nuts over Variety's review. They know the movie is going to suck. They just don't want to post the real truth or else they'll get caught via Hurricane Blohan.

365 days ago
104.

Nobrows    

She may start that way, but she will probably drift back to her old ways within 6 months.

365 days ago
105.

John T.    

When she hits OWN'S set her 5 finger discount starts. She is a thief , who wants to bet she starts loading up on her way out the back door. Hope they have some security. Once a thief always a thief. Staff better watch out too, she likes free, rings , necklaces etc. Beware all

365 days ago
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