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Lindsay Lohan

My Toxic Ex-Friends Are

Dead to Me

7/29/2013 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan has made a list ... she's checked it twice ... and she's decided ... the majority of her so-called "friends" will be CUT from her life when she's sprung from rehab.

Sources close to the actress tell TMZ, Lindsay recently sat down at Cliffside -- where she's currently enrolled in a substance abuse treatment program -- and made a list of 100 friends ... who knew?

We’re told Lilo was inspired by a therapy session about "toxic friends and influences."  Lindsay actually made 2 lists -- one with the friends she'll keep, and the other with the ones she'll ax.

According to sources, 80 people were on the "cut" list.

Lindsay showed it to her closest friends -- who mostly agreed with her choices.

The big question ... did Michael Lohan get the chop?

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121.

Marvin    

I voted three times to cut MiLO....so the 45k votes may be subject to a recount......Dude sells sleazy stories about LiLO and Dina and his girlfriend all day long to tabloids, shows up several times, at least three times at her place to "save Ali" in WeHo and he brought sheriffs claiming child endangerment, bangs on her windows in Venice and poor Lindsay has to hide in the closets, raids her Beverly Hills home claiming an intervention.......hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more....

414 days ago
122.

turtle24    

PS- these "sources" of all TMZ's are most likely rehab staff and they will hopefully get fired for talking about a patient.

414 days ago
123.

janet    

And once upon a time in a land far far away. Lohan you're brain fried.


Producers, directors, espically investors, casts and crews want nothing to do with her.


They are fully aware of her rotten reputation and track record thieving. She's more of a liability than an asset.

Is Lohan so delusional she thinks that 90 days "forced" rehab is going wipe away 10 years of hardcore drinking, drugging and partying and rotten reputation. Good luck with that.

414 days ago
124.

DeeMaree    

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if a hundred voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. These are the voices that fear they were on any list mentioned AS being Lindsay Lohan's "friends."

414 days ago
125.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

...But I thought she was fab...

414 days ago
126.

lilmBIGorgan    

Tough one. Its hard to cut family out of your life. I would put him in the middle. Not keep or cut. Perhaps a relationship from afar for away. Visit with a sober friend. Tough call...

414 days ago
127.

janet    

How can you not laugh. Lohans "TOXIC" friends are dead to her. Too funny.


Lohan doesn't have any friends. Dealers, drinking and drug buddies are exactly that. Not friends.


Lohan wouldn't know a friend if it slapped her in the face.

414 days ago
128.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S next mugshot    

Maybe her next mugshot will be while giving a bj, like the one she is giving in my avatar pic. A whore is as a whore does.

414 days ago
129.

CoolPhosphorescentShimmer    

I wonder which restaurant will be hosting the party for the therapists and other workers at Cliffside to celebrate Lindsay's release? Can you imagine how loaded up they're all going to get? Here's a preview of their conversation.

"I can't believe we spent so much time getting an education only to waste all our resources on that lazy, jacked up slag."


"Yeah, but DING DONG, the witch is gone!"


"Did our raises come through?"


"If I had to listen to her recite her lines from "Parent Trap" one more time, I would've lost it myself. It wouldn't have been so bad, except I know she couldn't remember the real lines and was just making sh!t up."


"You said 'lines!' Everybody take a shot!"

"I think she blew Dennis Quaid!"

414 days ago
130.

LLsez    

All right, no one expected that Paul Schrader's "The Canyons," starring Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen, was going to be the next "Citizen Kane." But there was some hope that Lohan might revive her career (remember "Mean Girls"? or "Parent Trap"?) with a gritty, raunchy movie.

Then again.... Based on early reviews, the low-budget film about the seedy side of Hollywood stars' lives may just push Lohan's career even further down the slide it's been on for years.

Here are some reasons not to see (or to see, if you're into masochism) the beleaguered starlet's film, "The Canyons," according to critics.

Been here, done this
"Canyons" scriptwriter Bret Easton Ellis was fresh and new after penning "Less Than Zero" in 1985, and red-hot in 1991 with "American Psycho," but his stories of the beautiful drowning in wealth, decadence, drugs and ennui is dated. With "Canyons" he's back on well-trodden territory, and there's not even Robert Downey Jr. around to liven things up. Lohan's co-star James Deen plays Christian, who is "blasé, conceited and narcissistic" and a "trust fund baby with a stunning hillside Malibu pad," writes Todd McCarthy in The Hollywood Reporter, but he's "a pale brother to Ellis's totemic character of the 1990s, Patrick Bateman, in 'American Psycho.'"

There'd be serious character flaws, if these characters were remotely interesting
Though psycho, Bateman was at least fascinating. Watching bad people do bad things can work, but there has to be some meat on the bones. "These bozos aren't lively enough to even get cast on a reality TV show, much less be the focus of written drama where some psychological and emotional dimensions are normally expected," notes McCarthy. Along those lines, FilmDaily's John Hazelton has a slightly more positive attitude: The film, he writes, turns out "to be a fitfully intriguing but ultimately aimless psychosexual thriller about pretty young things behaving badly in Hollywood."

It's not even so bad it's good
Cult films can be terrible, yet weirdly compelling. "Canyons" doesn't even seem destined for midnight showings to drunk college students. "Far from the renegade, boundary-pushing, sexually explicit sensation that its makers have been suggesting, 'The Canyons' is a lame, one-dimensional and ultimately dreary look at peripheral Hollywood types not worth anyone's time either onscreen or in real life," says McCarthy.

And the sex is boring
Top priority if you're making a low-budget picture unlikely to make anyone's Top 10 list and you have a prolific porn star on hand: Make the sex awesome. Instead, as Indiewire's Eric Kohn notes, "(T)he mounting scenes of drama don't make the mediocrities especially pronounced so much as they coalesce into a dry, insipid whole." Adds McCarthy, "Any expectations of explicit sex ... are not even approached, much less fulfilled, as there's nothing beyond standard R-rated talk and nudity on hand."

But what about Lindsay?
The New York Times dedicated nearly 7,500 words to the film's production (and Lohan's horrific behavior during filming) in a piece titled, "Here is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan in Your Movie." Kohn offers a post-script in just 10. "Here, Lohan is as bland and unfocused as the material," he wrote. "But even a topless Lohan and a group sex scene lit by swirling neon lights, the story fails to surprise."

But there's always one wild card in the bunch, and that comes courtesy of Variety's Scott Foundas, who can claim the distinction of writing the lone positive review of "The Canyons."

414 days ago
131.

LLsez    

‏@bigmacher 1m

Lindsay Lohan's new move 'The Canyons' apparently is so bad the movie studio is re-releasing it under the name #SharkNado

@CilemaSnob 7m
Oh ho. Paul Schrader full shredded. But as expected. http://www.indiewire.com/article/review-paul-schraders-misfire-the-canyons-starring-lindsay-lohan-and-james-deen-is-as-bad-as-it-looks …

414 days ago
132.

Ellie G    

I wonder how many of those toxic friends had her on their list of toxic friends and crossed her off.

414 days ago
133.

Brian    

Good idea, but will she stick to it. Too bad Cory Monteith didn't do the same thing. Why bother going to rehab if you go right back to hanging out with the same losers who got wasted with you?

414 days ago
134.

seamus     

OK if Lindsay is cutting off all bad influences-wouldn't that include Shawn Holley? Holley is able to keep the skank put of jail time and time again. If she is committed to sobriety she should also be willing to accept any punishment for any mistakes she made/makes while under the influence.

414 days ago
135.

FUTMZ    

Nibblegasper crawled out of her Ambien haze - on Radar! Get ready......

*flagreportflagreportflagreportGASP!!!

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