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Lindsay Lohan

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Cracking Rehab Jokes

8/2/2013 12:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Lindsay Lohan can take a joke -- even when she's the butt of it ... and she wasted no time teeing off on her latest rehab stint while guest hosting "Chelsea Lately."

Linds just wrapped her first gig since getting out of rehab on Tuesday -- and sources inside the show tell us she freely cracked jokes like, "I've been on a 90-day court ordered vacation."

In LiLo's defense ... she probably didn't write the jokes.

We're told Lindsay also busted on Chelsea Handler for drinking too much -- and overall was "very funny" ... especially during the round table segment with comedians Jen Kirkman and Fortune Feimster.

Linds also got some eye candy for her troubles -- getting to interview Dylan Bruce from the BBC show "Orphan Black."

0801_dylan_orphanblack_bbcDon't say Chelsea never did anything for you, Lindsay.

The taped episode is scheduled to air Monday.

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46.

ketjo    

I'm awake again....Hearts getting back to normal speed ....LLEZ ...answer your question from other thread I started taking a new antibiotic for a IUD infection and it reacted with one or more of my diabetes meds and sent me into a "side affect" like the label said....heart spasms . Looked like I was having a major heart attack but was just the allergic mix of the two meds....and nearly killed me...
Moral of the story......READ the warnings on ALL medicines even if the doctor prescribes them for you.....that little mistake can kill you......
If this appearance is like the others shes done it will be terrible..like all the rest but she will get paid for rave reviews for it....Just like all the rest...Nothing she does is worth a Hoot in a Holler ! she is just plainly unfunny and unlikable...This has all the trademarks of a Lohan Inc Playbook Plan ....they never change ...follow the same formula every damn time......
Its like watching those old cowboy and Indian movies as a kid and they all had the same plot and you knew before hand that the Indians were going attack when the wagon train got in the canyon or the outlaws were going robe the stage when it got in the open ...Every movie same thing ...hell I even think they were the same Indians....

Same Lohan Comeback Plan different number of Rehab.......LOL
Storms rolling in ...So I'm going back to bed...Goodnight all and have fun....
Beaver Hill Farm Closing down....

451 days ago
47.

BOHOE    

She was also visited off set by Jack Daniels .......

451 days ago
48.

Ellie G    

This is all she can do now, make fun of herself. She sucks as an actress. She lost that ability after Parent Trap. Even that was mediocre.

451 days ago
49.

fleabag73    

This freckled flapjack ass bitch will never learn.

451 days ago
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Its Nikki Bitches    

Very INTERESTING. They made Lindsay is back as the #1 spokes person for Blohan, Nicole is so JEALOUS. But you can now follow Nicole's madness through Lindsay is back

#LindsayIsBack ‏@lindsaylohanx3 5h
I read that @
#LindsayIsBack ‏@lindsaylohanx3 5h
I read that @jenkirkman was a round table guest when @lindsaylohan hosted @chelsealately. You're so lucky


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LindsayIsBack ‏@LoveLDL 5h
@lindsaylohanx3 I've never heard of her.


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#LindsayIsBack ‏@lindsaylohanx3 5h
@LoveLDL she's a comedian on Chelsea lately. She and I tweet on my person account sometimes


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6:28 PM - 1 Aug 13 · Details
was a round table guest when @lindsaylohan hosted @chelsealately. You're so lucky


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LindsayIsBack ‏@LoveLDL 5h
@lindsaylohanx3 I've never heard of her.


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@LoveLDL she's a comedian on Chelsea lately. She and I tweet on my person account sometimes


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6:28 PM - 1 Aug 13 · Details

So Lindsay is back is buddys with
#LindsayIsBack ‏@lindsaylohanx3 5h
I read that @jenkirkman was a round table guest when @lindsaylohan hosted @chelsealately. You're so lucky


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LindsayIsBack ‏@LoveLDL 5h
@lindsaylohanx3 I've never heard of her.


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@LoveLDL she's a comedian on Chelsea lately. She and I tweet on my person account sometimes



So Lindsay is back is buddies with jenkirkman, the woman that is always on the round table bashing Blohan, wonder how much E! and Lohan Inc paid her to make Lindsay look good


More of a reason to Boycott the PR BS, don't give Blohan the ratings

451 days ago
51.

Lucky_130    

Anybody who thinks Lindsay is funny will probably laugh at anything

451 days ago
52.

Hurley    

I MUST HELP US ALL WITH A NEW LANGUAGE:

farcing = we all know

seen-the male part that makes babies and starts with P

core=ladies of the night

six and nine= the act of using ones mouth in a certain way

451 days ago
53.

DeeMaree    

http://iphone.eonline.com/article?id=445156

Very very over gushy report of Lindsay on Handlers show. Boy they are pushing the new Lindsay image hard.

451 days ago
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MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

I'll say something nice. The scarecrow weave is fresh.

451 days ago
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Its Nikki Bitches    

I hope they are paying this idiot BIG BUKS, she wants Lying Lindsay to DM her fans so Lying Lindsay can tell them what to say and tweet


#LindsayIsBack ‏@lindsaylohanx3 3h
@lindsaylohan should start randomly direct messaging fans. RT if you agree

These fools are going to have Lindsay Six feet under in no time. Its a repeat of Anna Nicole when they all feed her head with BS and drugs. If Blohan makes it till the end of Aug, I will be shocked!


Cause these money hungry enablers all know she's in the 27 club and want to suck every last drop out of her before she goes, it's disgusting

451 days ago
56.

who-me    

Lindsay Lohan loves the fart smell on her hand when Ali eats farts.

451 days ago
57.

Hurley    

I will create a language which I will impart once tested. I will give the language translation on a random DL thread so that it is not blocked. I will update it and request reports for words which are added to Tm* rejected list.

451 days ago
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Its Nikki Bitches    

Does anyone remember when Lohan has a part on the music awards show when Chelsea hosted it and Lohan was just out of jail and was mocking Chelsea about her drinking (same script, different show) Blohan was caught fall down drunk in a club after the show. As history repeats itself with same old same old the script, just wait and see what happens tonight


So far we got Chief Sh!thead, Milo and Lindsay is back tooting that Black Jinx horn they set upon Lindsay Lohan


TOOT, TOOT!!!

451 days ago
59.

Reg    

Lmfaooooooo, Just watching Conan, he was having a poll as to who was the biggest perv, Weiner or some Governor who's name escapes me. Conan came up with a Twitter handle for the Gov, as opposed to Weiner's (Carlos Danger). "Pedro Schlongsworth" !!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

451 days ago
60.

LK    

YAWN !!!
Reg , What's 4 dinner ? If you don't mind making me a plate I be 4ever in your debt lol

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