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Charlie Sheen

New 'Angels' Identified

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8/6/2013 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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One is beautiful ... one is brilliant ... and they're all bangin' Charlie -- at least, that's the presumption because Mr. Sheen's new "angels" are all well versed in the art of  screwery, TMZ has learned.

After some hardcore research -- and we mean HARDCORE -- we've finally identified all three of Charlie's new lady friends ... and, shocker, they're all veteran porn stars.

Ladies and gentlemen ... but mostly gentlemen ... meet (from left to right) Jayme LangfordJana Jordan and Celeste Star.

A few fun facts about Charlie's Angels:

- Jana Jordan has starred in more than 100 adult films including Power Munch 3 & 5 ... and she's been nominated for a ton of AVN awards.

- Celeste Star doesn't just act in porn ... she's also a porn director ... although she currently only has one film under her belt.

- Jayme Langford studied bio-ethics at the University of Judaism in Los Angeles. UJ officials pulled her financial aid though after discovering she had starring roles in a bunch of porn flicks.

Bonus Fun Fact: The blonde and the redhead have shot at least 2 sex scenes TOGETHER. There might be more ... but our computers are gonna go blind if we continue to research.



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And I immediately open a new safari page on my iPhone and search youjizz

446 days ago

Bwoy dem    

HE'S SO PATHETIC... may as well enjoy himself now, he's got an eternity in HELL to look forward to later.

446 days ago


I used to like Charlie, but now he nothing but a piece of sh.t! Instead of trying to get better, so he can get his kids back, he gets 3 porn srars to move in with him. He is a waste of life, and his 4 small children will grow up hating him! Selfish dumbass!

446 days ago


I wonder why Charlie isn't running for Mayor of NY or San Diego? Oh that's right, he has a real job.

446 days ago


Jayme Langford is a full on lesbian. I don't even think she likes guys. She's done tons of video's with Capri Anderson. She must just be around for girl/girl work

446 days ago

Colonel Custard    

What's Power Munch about?

446 days ago

Donka Do Ball    

Charlie is a Warlock with Tiger Blood!
You go, boyEEEE!

446 days ago


I hope Celeste Star don't be new girlfriend of Charlie Sheen cause Celeste Star is lesbian woman.

446 days ago

Donka Do Ball    

To all of you noting that these women are lesbians,
you would be surprised what they'll do for Coke.

446 days ago


Remember that old adage "Cocaine is a helluva drug."

446 days ago

john johnson    

hey charlie, before you find yourself "winning", some advice, GO SEE THE DOCTOR!! these hos are nasty!

446 days ago

_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

Those nostrils aren't going to sniff cocaine by themselves.

446 days ago

BB not bb    

I guess he has to hire these women to be his friends for the day or whatever. They are professional sex workers after all. I think it is funny that the redhead looks like Pippi Longstocking and was kicked out of a Jewish university for being a porn star. She was studying bio-ethics no less. What are the bio ethical considerations she has of doing porno films?

Charlie thinks people are impressed with his ability to hire women to associate with him. It really just makes him look like a shocking old fool. I couldn't care less who he has the tiger blood, in other words money, to associate with.

446 days ago


Charlie will catch Aids..

446 days ago

some guy    

I thought their names were Crabby, Herpe and Aidsy.

446 days ago
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