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Charlie Sheen

New 'Angels' Identified

Hardcore Porn Vets

8/6/2013 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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One is beautiful ... one is brilliant ... and they're all bangin' Charlie -- at least, that's the presumption because Mr. Sheen's new "angels" are all well versed in the art of  screwery, TMZ has learned.

After some hardcore research -- and we mean HARDCORE -- we've finally identified all three of Charlie's new lady friends ... and, shocker, they're all veteran porn stars.

Ladies and gentlemen ... but mostly gentlemen ... meet (from left to right) Jayme LangfordJana Jordan and Celeste Star.

A few fun facts about Charlie's Angels:

- Jana Jordan has starred in more than 100 adult films including Power Munch 3 & 5 ... and she's been nominated for a ton of AVN awards.

- Celeste Star doesn't just act in porn ... she's also a porn director ... although she currently only has one film under her belt.

- Jayme Langford studied bio-ethics at the University of Judaism in Los Angeles. UJ officials pulled her financial aid though after discovering she had starring roles in a bunch of porn flicks.

Bonus Fun Fact: The blonde and the redhead have shot at least 2 sex scenes TOGETHER. There might be more ... but our computers are gonna go blind if we continue to research.

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randomnone    

TMZ clearly you are in the wrong business, you are so infatuated and obsessed with genitalia and objects and animals that go in there. Just start your own p0rn/escort/sickos biz. Gosh

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Jordan    

Only if Charlie had this much interest in his own kids!!!!

354 days ago
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monique    

look's more like a weekend at bernie's remake. charlie sheen, if he weren't a "celeb" would be one of those old creepy guys who hang around the parks, just goes to show for a handful of cash and a shot at their 15 minutes some woman will f@#! anything.

354 days ago
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maara x kloun    

sheen and his card board cutout porno stars look flat and shady all at the same time

354 days ago
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mrharrybawls2012    

Hey Martin, nice son you have there. Charlie: "Hi Dad, I just picked up 3 hookers today and did a mountain of cocaine, while neglecting my children as usual." Martin: "Uh...yea...that's great son. I am so proud of you and your lifestyle.You are really special..." (Martin hangs up the phone, shaking with grief, anger and sadness and wondering where him and wife went wrong....)

354 days ago
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maara x kloun    

It seems like sheen could weld some tiits on those cardboard cutouts or maybe he could hire huslers harry flintskin to get him some real starlets as thats why his show went off the air.

354 days ago
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maara x kloun    

oh it`s just a topless beach and TMZ is making up bizz jizz again sorry charlie

354 days ago
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Los Pepes    

God I hate this f-ing douchebag

354 days ago
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rico    

I'm sure his Dad is proud of his douche bag son. NOT.

354 days ago
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SNAFU    

His grandchild will be so proud of him

354 days ago
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Italia    

The redhead doesn't look too happy.

354 days ago
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Cherie    

Well, thats so lovely

354 days ago
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Leopold butters Stotch     

Power Munch sounds like it should have been nominated for an Oscar

354 days ago
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tony hernandez    

Winning!!!

354 days ago
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Lucky_130    

It is amazing that someone would get into the porn business after studying bio-ethics at UJ. Obviously porn is the easier way out for some women

354 days ago
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