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James Gandolfini

What Kind of a SCUMBAG

Would Jack His Rolex??

8/8/2013 12:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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And now ... a verse from our song about the worthless piece of garbage who stole James Gandolfini's Rolex:

We hope you burn in hell ...
You gutter punk slime.
We hope your eyeballs melt ...
So you can't tell time.

Don't worry, there's more ... and the music is awesome.

Check out the clip.


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11 COMMENTS

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1.

Le Messie    

Someone from TMZ probably. Wouldn't be surprised.

351 days ago
2.

★★★★ Lindsay Speaks The Truth ★★★★    

Lindsay Lohan.

351 days ago
3.

Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD    

What was going to happen to that watch? Were they going to bury it with him?? He don't need to be on time.....he be dead.

351 days ago
4.

aquanet    

It happens all the time. My uncle was hit by a car and killed in Spain and they stole his rolex between the time he was hit and they time they took him to the hospital. People suck everywhere.

351 days ago
5.

Cally    

The s***bag had to be pretty knowledgeable: that watch looks just like any other $50 watch .... (if you're gonna buy a rolex, at least buy one that stands out!).

Either that or the s***bag had no idea it was a real rolex (cos it is WAY boring looking) and hocked it for $20.

351 days ago
6.

stu    

"the music is awesome". The writing on this site sounds like high school fluff.

351 days ago
7.

stu    

Watch is tiny for a Rolex on a guy that big.

351 days ago
8.

FUTMZ    

Lindsay Lohan.

351 days ago
9.

buzz kill    

What the hell, he didn't need it anymore.

351 days ago
10.

whitestiger    

Hey. If you stole it. I'd like to purchase the watch. Get at me! I need a new watch.

347 days ago

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