The French Kim K Every Big Boobed Hottie Deserves a Theme Song

8/15/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Nabilla Benattia calls herself the "French Kim Kardashian" -- but we came up with a better, more appropriate, name ... along with a kick-ass theme.

Now quit reading, and watch her prance on the beach in a bikini -- you'll be inspired too.