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Charlie Sheen

Mystery Alaska

I'm Hunting a Half-Otter Man

8/28/2013 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0827_sheen_big_foot_WMBarely a month after his Loch Ness monster mission failed, Charlie Sheen is back on the hunt for crazy mythological creatures ... this time in snowy, snowy Alaska ... Charlie's favorite.

Charlie tells TMZ, he flew up to Sitka, AK on his private jet last week in search of the mythic Kushtaka, which loosely translates to "Land otter man."

Stories about the elusive Kushtaka originated among natives in Southeastern Alaska ... and according to Charlie, it's "a shape-shifting trickster who is half man, half otter. It lures one away from the campsite with the mimicked sounds of a crying baby, then kills you, takes on YOUR form, and returns to the scene for more suckers or prey."

Charlie says he embarked into the wilderness with some friends in order to find the creature ... but just like on his Nessie mission, he returned empty-handed. Sheen has since flown back to civilization.

Charlie tells us, "It obviously knew our group was far too skilled to be snowed in this fashion so it stayed hidden like a sissy."

Yeah, that's what happened.

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Toilethead    

He should be searching for half his effing brain.

365 days ago
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MoraMore    

Soooo, he's in Alaska searching for mythical creatures? those drugs he's on are pretty powerful.

365 days ago
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Mrugowsky    

This expedition must be based on Wild Turkey, Patron, kind bud, cocaine, mushrooms and vivid imaginations. It sounds fun in a super unsober way though it's one would expect from Charlie.

365 days ago
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ticked-off    

Well I gotta laugh - Charlie will be looking for mermaids and unicorns next -

365 days ago
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Morticia Cowghoul    

I'd rather see him doing crazy crap like this instead of spreading social diseases w/ porno girls. I like Charlie no matter what he does...good fer him.

365 days ago
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Melimo    

I want what he's smoking!

365 days ago
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LordGobblecock    

too much time and money. Rich loonies and their hobbies.

365 days ago
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DemGovernmentTroops    

Man-Bear-Pig is real, I'm super serial :'(

365 days ago
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Dan Frederiksen    

Charlie Sheen is obviously a tad wild but there is actually a strong indication that bigfoot and other creatures are real and their nature is very surprising.
My working hypothesis is that bigfoot is not a reclusive ape but indeed an extraterrestrial technological culture that visits earth's wooded mountainous regions. It's not just a handful of people who claim to have seen them, it's in the thousands and plotted on the world map it fits with wooded mountain regions. And among the thousands of encounters there are a couple where 'bigfoot' is seen up close disappearing in a flash of light. Once when a hunter pulled his rifle and fired. A shy ape can't do that.
As hard as that is to accept for you hamster minds, that's what the evidence suggests.
A tall hairy humanoid from space that howls. Remind you of something? :)
That's right, Wookies are ****ing real.

ETs have been coming to this planet for millions of years. Hundreds of ships come here every single day.
Now that's an important topic instead of promoting ***gotry Harvey.

365 days ago
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4 SURE    

We already spotted the Kushtaka shaking it's otter ass and motorboating the hind quarters of a sasquatch at the VMA's....now get the harpoon gun quick

365 days ago
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Lydia    

Lol. Oh, Charlie, Charlie. You are such a trip.

365 days ago
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Ace    

Put some fingernail clippers in a rope snare, you'll catch it.

365 days ago
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Marley_Jaee    

lol i love charlie sheen...hes crazy haha

365 days ago
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Dublin2016    

Go for the man-bear-pig next Charlie!

365 days ago
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Harvey    

You say Charlie is in Alaska smoking Kush? Does he have enough for everyone?

365 days ago
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