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Dina Lohan

Parties Like a Drunken Sailor!

9/2/2013 12:56 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Dina Lohan may not have encountered 15 men on a dead man's chest at a Labor Day party, but it sure looks like she found that bottle of rum.

Dina, who played Tennille to a very eccentric Captain -- millionaire Sir Ivan Wilzig --  partied Sunday at Ivan's estate ... which people call the Playboy Mansion of the East Coast.

Several party-goers tell TMZ ... Dina went full bore, slurring her speech and at times zoning out, as she bragged that Oprah was interviewing her today for the Lindsay Lohan docu-soap. 

We're told Dina was telling people  at the party -- billed as "Sailors and Sinner Soiree" -- she was a good mother.  She also said there was nothing ever wrong with Lindsay.

Even Lindsay doesn't believe that anymore.

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Tony Martellini    

Somebody might wanna tell her FAT A** friend,,that he is breaking the law 4 times by wearing those unearned medals. Further, wearing Navy Seal Tridents will def get his A** kicked, if he is not a former Seal. Just saying,,and yes it is a FEDERAL Offense to wear unearned medals

395 days ago
17.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

You just know his fingers stink this morning.they smell like rotten bait.

395 days ago
18.

JuanRambo    

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

395 days ago
19.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

"Dad, mom's on cocaine! And she owes me $40,000!!"

395 days ago
20.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Whitest teeth the party have ever cvm across.

395 days ago
21.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Yes, but she's a former Rockette, and a single mother of four.

Bet y'all didn't know that.

395 days ago
22.

Hurley    

One word: mileage

395 days ago
23.

seamus     

I love waking up to laughs. Good morning.

395 days ago
24.

Mickey    

There is no question why lindsay is so screwed up. What a great role model. Your daughter is screwed up and fighting to stay sober and get her life togethet, and dina is out still up to her fame whore ways, getting sh*t faced. What a freking joke of an excuse of a parent. Michael is no better, but at least he admits he's messed up and tries to stay sober and out of trouble. Though he sucks at it

395 days ago
25.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Her "little man in the boat" (****) was a mutiny long ago and walked the plank now theres just the dead sea.

395 days ago
26.

C-MAN    

What is that thing just above her right ankle?

395 days ago
27.

Hurley    

does she just troll around the Hamptons in her car looking for parties to crash?
filthy
uneducated
clueless
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lazy

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s m e l l y
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h a g

395 days ago
28.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

What was the most spoken sentence at the party?? Maybe "dina please close your legs, you Are drawing flies"

395 days ago
29.

Hurley    

...and the world hurled

395 days ago
30.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Even capt. Hook calls her vag never,never land

395 days ago
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