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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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cha    

What is funny about a guy reading his bible?? O_o. shoutout to all the covert racists that are always in the tmz comment section.

325 days ago
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dan    

What is this Rappers Tuesday at TMZ??

325 days ago
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mrharrybawls2012    

I'm glad TMZ cropped off the lower part of the picture showing him getting a b.j. from Kim Kardashian.

325 days ago
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Toilethead    

Hi, folks. I'm a douchebag (c)rapper that ninety nine percent of America has never heard of and even fewer could give a crap about.

325 days ago
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LK    

LORD GIVE ME A SIGN !! :) LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8U_gR58eJU

325 days ago
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LK    

JESUS !!! :)
LOL

325 days ago
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sborn2013    

Lord, give me a sign

325 days ago
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cha    

Is this TMZ's lets pick on some niqqas month?

325 days ago
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Jess    

DMX looking for his misplaced stash...only explanation

325 days ago
10.

truthsayer    

I never knew Jesus was a ruff rider

325 days ago
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Jess    

Seems Legit.

325 days ago
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rj8768    

Oh Lord, Please make this picture seem as though I'm a good person...Amen

325 days ago
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johnnysmith69    

Read the Bible front to back
and I'll i got was a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug
Ain't that some Bull**** These Cheap ASS Mother****ers

325 days ago
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Travis Lindsay    

Thou shalt stop , Thou shalt drop , Thou Shalt shut 'em down open up shop . For " Oh no " said the Lord " That's how ruff ryders roll. - Earl Simmons 3:16

325 days ago
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mrharrybawls2012    

As DMX read through his well worn Bible and sipped a brandy by the fireplace, he came to the conclusion that Harvey Levine truly was the anti-Christ.

325 days ago
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