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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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166.

Pinkyrock    

DEAR LAWD, I come to you humble and tired. WITH MY CHILDREN'S TOYS and a bible.....

227 days ago
167.

Frank    

I know I put my " Get out of Jail free Card " in here somewhere

227 days ago
168.

michelle    

OK, lets see what's this is all about: I did that, and that, and that. I did that one 4 times, watched them do that. Want to do that... WOW my bucket list has been published and I completed all most off of it.

227 days ago
169.

dennis    

"Uh, Mr. X. You have the book upside down."

227 days ago
170.

Steve    

I've been through this twice now and I still can't find any reference to Yeezus!

227 days ago
171.

Kacy     

where's all the pop-up pictures?

227 days ago
172.

Mike    

STOP. DROP. SHUT 'EM DOWN OPEN THE TANAKH.

227 days ago
173.

daved0622    

DMX- "Why am I holding this Bible? you know I can't read"

227 days ago
174.

Melissa    

Hi God, It's me DMX.

227 days ago
175.

Sburro2604    

As X reads, the orange truck behind him wonders when it too can be driven by an inebriated Dark Man X

227 days ago
176.

Maggie    

Take the damn picture! Only doin' this so maybe I can gets some WINE wit' dose communyin' wafers

227 days ago
177.

Francois    

Taking time to reflect, AKA forced time out.

227 days ago
178.

Get back to work!    

And God said, "Let there be probation," and there was probation.

227 days ago
179.

His Prince Michael    

"No weapon formed against me shall prosper"

Man, I wasn't down with your gangsta "Music", but,
May The True and Living Yahweh, strengthen and bless you!

227 days ago
180.

Dennis     

Austin 3:16 says I just whopped your A*Z!

227 days ago
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