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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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268 COMMENTS

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166.

michelle    

OK, lets see what's this is all about: I did that, and that, and that. I did that one 4 times, watched them do that. Want to do that... WOW my bucket list has been published and I completed all most off of it.

325 days ago
167.

dennis    

"Uh, Mr. X. You have the book upside down."

325 days ago
168.

Steve    

I've been through this twice now and I still can't find any reference to Yeezus!

325 days ago
169.

Kacy     

where's all the pop-up pictures?

325 days ago
170.

Mike    

STOP. DROP. SHUT 'EM DOWN OPEN THE TANAKH.

325 days ago
171.

daved0622    

DMX- "Why am I holding this Bible? you know I can't read"

325 days ago
172.

Melissa    

Hi God, It's me DMX.

325 days ago
173.

Sburro2604    

As X reads, the orange truck behind him wonders when it too can be driven by an inebriated Dark Man X

325 days ago
174.

Maggie    

Take the damn picture! Only doin' this so maybe I can gets some WINE wit' dose communyin' wafers

325 days ago
175.

Francois    

Taking time to reflect, AKA forced time out.

325 days ago
176.

Get back to work!    

And God said, "Let there be probation," and there was probation.

325 days ago
177.

HRH Prince Michael    

"No weapon formed against me shall prosper"

Man, I wasn't down with your gangsta "Music", but,
May The True and Living Yahweh, strengthen and bless you!

325 days ago
178.

Dennis     

Austin 3:16 says I just whopped your A*Z!

325 days ago
179.

O.G. Native    

"WHAT WOULD YEEZUS DO"???

325 days ago
180.

Muppet    

He's holding the bible but looks like he has "Now I lay me down to sleep" prayer running through his head! :P

325 days ago
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