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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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268 COMMENTS

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196.

ChiTownSteve    

When does it get to the part where he turns water into wine?"MMMM.....Wine.

312 days ago
197.

ChiTownSteve    

When does it get to the part where he turns water into wine?"MMMM.....Wine.

312 days ago
198.

Me    

I really wanna be playin' with the pink pogo stick...

312 days ago
199.

Mike86    

Hey! Where's the pictures?

312 days ago
200.

Jermaine Smith    

"If Jesus turned water into wine, there has to be a recipe for crack in here somewhere"

312 days ago
201.

Kelly    

Hmmm, I wonder if I could cut out the middle and hide my gun and weed in there.

312 days ago
202.

margo    

*****h please.....

312 days ago
203.

pen    

No where in here does though shall not smoke pot and carry it in the car.

312 days ago
204.

THE DORITO BANDITO    

In the beginning God created th...ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

312 days ago
205.

Steve M    

The Lord Giveth & the Lord Taketh away....But, Why So Damn Much!!!

312 days ago
206.

Branded    

And then God said "let there be addicts".

312 days ago
207.

el niño    

STOP...DROP...WHAT!...OPEN UP THE BIBLE! *****S WANNA READ *****S WANNA NOT GO TO JAIL...WHAT ....WHAT ....

312 days ago
208.

campy    

Th-th-the ca-ca-cat cl-cl-cl-clim-climded th-the tr-trees!

312 days ago
209.

T-bone    

He already learned how to read and write DMX. Nebuchadnezzar and Methuselah shouldnt be a problem.

312 days ago
210.

Barb    

God so loved the world he gave us his only Begotten Son... Kanye West. Okayyyyy enough friggen cocaine for me.

312 days ago
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