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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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211.

T-bone    

He already learned how to read and write DMX. Nebuchadnezzar and Methuselah shouldnt be a problem.

227 days ago
212.

Barb    

God so loved the world he gave us his only Begotten Son... Kanye West. Okayyyyy enough friggen cocaine for me.

227 days ago
213.

T-bone    

DMX frantically cases his apartment for where to stash the rock hammer

227 days ago
214.

Branded    

So Moses collected 2 of every DMX mugshot, and the ark was full.

227 days ago
215.

jc    

Pssst! Mr.X, it might help if you turn the bible right side up! Just sayin!

227 days ago
216.

PaulyD    

Summer 2013 styles for your prison holding cell

227 days ago
217.

PaulyD    

Summer 2013 styles for your prison holding cell

227 days ago
218.

camcam12    

"Maybe if I read this long enough, I'll get a cigarette break!"

227 days ago
219.

CHARLES Alexander    

THOU SHALL NOT KILL ..YEAH YEAH
THOU SHALL NOT STEAL ...COVERED IT
THOU SHALL NOT SMOKE CRACK ..... WHAT ????
WAIT A MINUTE ....THAT WASNT IN THERE BEFORE ... WAS IT ???

227 days ago
220.

Paul Lee    

"Hey baby, who's this Mexican dude name 'Jesus' that they keep talking about in this book I stole from the Marriot?"

227 days ago
221.

lrharris    

A man seeking God isn't a joke. If he were a man perceived by society as "good" and "righteous" no one would have anything to say about this photo, but since it's DMX, it's funny. GOD seeks those who struggle with good and evil, those who sin, but thirst for His knowledge and righteousness. This photo shows that even with all the dirt he's done, all the drugs and crime and whatever else, and all the people who are obviously entertained by his failings and amused by his efforts to get better and laugh at him...he hasn't given up on himself, on God, or on the idea that he can be a good man...he is doing exactly what God desires of him at this moment. Are you?

227 days ago
222.

Paul Lee    

"Hey baby, one mo of dem commandments and I done broke all 10! Holla!"

227 days ago
223.

Patrick Prophylactic    

My caption for this BS pic would be "Yeezus Unchained"

227 days ago
224.

Paul Lee    

"Damn yo, that prosecutor wasn't foolin. He really did throw the book at me this time."

227 days ago
225.

Paul Lee    

"Phew, 5 more minutes and I gets to play with my trucks."

227 days ago
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