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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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268 COMMENTS

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226.

Paul Lee    

"Ok, it's not upside down now. Snap dat pic!"

353 days ago
227.

Anita    

I don't understand why it should be funny that DMX is reading his Bible. Is there a line you will not cross TMZ? Come on!!!!!

353 days ago
228.

Antoine Crenshaw    

I knew clipping these newspaper articles together was a good idea....

353 days ago
229.

GRIMLOCK    

Dear Heavenly Father, Thy Kingdom Come, Thy Will Be Done, Where My Dogs At?

353 days ago
230.

Aleshiababbe    

I wish I had this vigor for Iyanla!

353 days ago
231.

shelcie    

I AM A SINNER WHOSE ONLY GONNA SIN AGAIN. LORD DON'T KILL MY VIBE! LORD DON'T KILL MY VIBE!

353 days ago
232.

mbowes58    

"And on the seventh day he rested"...yea, in the back of a f***in police car!!

353 days ago
233.

Romemerome    

Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep

353 days ago
234.

CLinT104    

Article 2.013 The Lohan defense states after a period of two months I shall be released on good behavior. I can do this standing on my head with an alcohol monitor of course and an ankle bracelet to match.

353 days ago
235.

Asportsnerd    

Are you there God? It's me Margaret

353 days ago
236.

David    

"Looking for loopholes."

353 days ago
237.

Sonny    

Valley...Death...Shadow...Ok, I know some of these words.

353 days ago
238.

KartrashianKow    

Dear Lord,
Please let this photo look realistic and not posed.
Amen

353 days ago
239.

KartrashianKow    

"Do you think if I post a photo of myself reading the Bible on the internet people will believe me?"

353 days ago
240.

Montia    

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things, except for my trucks and pink scooter.

353 days ago
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