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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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mikenmike0001    

The Owner's Manual for "How To Straighten Out Your Life" by Tony Robbins

393 days ago
242.

my4girrrrls    

Your ruff riders are not the disciples

393 days ago
243.

Phishie from Philly    

Thththththth the end! Now that was a good book!
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392 days ago
244.

Phishie from Philly    

Memories! I used to do this in school. Sit down with a book on my lap and act like I'm reading. I always forget to turn the page though.
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392 days ago
245.

CLinT104    

These pages could be used to make some good rolling paper.

392 days ago
246.

Dev    

DMX turning to the Book of Yeezus for some guidance towards getting back into the rap game

392 days ago
247.

Sili'LilSkoolgrl    

"In the beg...beg-nik.... In the beg-nin-ning, God ca, cree.. creted.... God crate...ted.....heev.....heevin...he-ave-in......Aw, screw it..."

392 days ago
248.

griziff    

Lord I pray that TMZ leaves me the f**k alone and STOPS PUTTING MY F**KING PICTURE ON THEIR WEBSITE EVERY TIME I GET F**KING ARESTED!!

I TRYING TO GET A MOVIE DEAL DOG, AND YOU F**KING IT UP, I'M SLIPPING FALLING AND I CAN'T GET UP!!

YO F**K YOU HARVEY, ARF! ARF! ARF!

392 days ago
249.

ChiTownSteve    

Where's the part when he changed water into wine?MMMM....Wine!!!

392 days ago
250.

ChiTownSteve    

He then turned water into wine.MMMM....Wine!!

392 days ago
251.

ambelamba    

All hell will break loose when DMX decides to follow the teachings of Deuteronomy.

392 days ago
252.

Andrew Arch    

I WON!! YAY ME!!

392 days ago
253.

Air    

Yea I ain't Neva gon run out of dees here Rollin papers!

392 days ago
254.

Xxxl44    

"Jesus wept.??? Guess he ain't a ruff rider after all."

392 days ago
255.

Tampa buc$    

Good for him...

392 days ago
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