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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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16.

peter    

caption " were does it say that was a crime that i did "

311 days ago
17.

Lil B     

Was it "love thy neighbor" or "smoke thy paper"? Hmm, this whole time...

311 days ago
18.

LK    

HOW ABOUT YOU FIX YOUR WEB SITE JESUS ??
LMAO !!! :))

311 days ago
19.

MARTY COUNCELBAUM    

Yep, broke that commandment...check...broke that one too and these also. 8 down 2 to go.

311 days ago
20.

mrharrybawls2012    

"It says here that if I read this book and then sprinkle my head and balls with Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water, they will be covered in hair by the morning....."

311 days ago
21.

tmzbest    

Hope they dont see my drink in the middle

311 days ago
22.

tdb    

This doesn't look like how to stay sober for dummies.

311 days ago
23.

tdb    

Please lord give me the strength to not smoke this crack in my pocket.

311 days ago
24.

Mr. X    

"Let me see...what verse in the Bible says 'don't put yourself in situations where you keep getting arrested?' AH...there it is!"

311 days ago
25.

The Love Sponge    

I love to sit at home and read my bible. I always still have the urge to masturbate afterwards. I wonder if DMX does that too?

311 days ago
26.

david    

so reading the bible ..could be worst he could be reading the book of moron or getting e-meter readings...

311 days ago
27.

Jenbear123    

I still don't see the ten crack commandments anywhere in here guess I'm good

311 days ago
28.

All Heart    

I know it says "bitches" in here somewhere.

311 days ago
29.

Enough    

It's a good thing You forgive more than once!

311 days ago
30.

heathervvInNYC    

DMX reading the list of charges he has accumulated recently while his attorney is hoping this staged photo makes his client appear to be a reformed man and loving father reading the bible while surrounded by children's toys.

311 days ago
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