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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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268 COMMENTS

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46.

Kashat    

I keep posting comments that won't appear! (4th try)

333 days ago
47.

Markymark92    

Y'all gon make me lose my mind
Stuck in here
Stuck in here..

333 days ago
48.

lws422    

**** kanye with all the most beautifulfullest bibles. But do it fast before the moment escapes.

333 days ago
49.

Corlett Benn    

Who knew he could even read? think it's the King James Version?

333 days ago
50.

mrharrybawls2012    

After another busy day of playing with his toy trucks, DMX discovered that his baggie of cocaine made an excellent bookmark.

333 days ago
51.

Corlett Benn    

I think he's sleeping...

333 days ago
52.

dbiddy    

I love my scriptures, but where's my bitches!!!????

333 days ago
53.

mrharrybawls2012    

DMX was going to listen to Fat Mike talking about Kim Kardashian on TMZ Live, but he figured it would take less time reading the entire Bible.

333 days ago
54.

Ozzie X    

It looks more like he is asleep and someone propped the bible in his hands.

333 days ago
55.

Dave    

Well I just finished the book of Ecclesiastes. Next is the Song of Solo....tary confinement!

333 days ago
56.

MandyMarie    

.... and on the 8th day The Lord created Ruff Ryders

333 days ago
57.

Scrawn    

Genesis 9:21 - And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

333 days ago
58.

Jmarkell    

X gonna read it to you wait y'all gonna make me lose my mind

333 days ago
59.

Ozzie X    

Genisis 1:1 and Zzzzzzz

333 days ago
60.

thatsophcray    

X gon' preach it to ya, he gon' preach it ya

333 days ago
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