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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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268 COMMENTS

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61.

thatsophcray    

X gon' preach it to ya, he gon' preach it to ya

418 days ago
62.

RealAsTheyCome!    

When all else fails turn to God!!!

418 days ago
63.

Garry Sun    

The Barking Dog Reads The Word Of God

418 days ago
64.

EatMe    

Leviticus 20:13. "If a man lies with a man as he would with a woman, they should both be stoned."
I told you it was in the bible bro! Now get on your knees and pass me my pipe.

418 days ago
65.

john talone    

OMG,the house is going to burn down.

418 days ago
66.

Shay Shay    

In the beginning... ARF ARF ARF!!!

418 days ago
67.

brett    

OK, I'll do one page, but then I'm going outside and getting arrested.

418 days ago
68.

MrsIttyBitty    

Where my dawg, where my dawg, where my dawg, jesus at? Page 115?

418 days ago
69.

pascal    

if anyone ever needed better proof for the ineffectiveness of religion/christianism...

according to catholic doctrin, every sinner is forgiven if they signup & pay fees.
even with your last breath you can convert (and change your last will).

this is actually a perfect loophole to live 99 years of excessive sins (US president style) and get whitewashed in 1s.

no wonder christian leadership is not very "christian" (the term is meaningless since no one has authority to define it - especially not this fiction called 'jesus').

418 days ago
70.

Dimples    

Hurry up and take this publicity picture. Geez, y'all gone make me lose my mind up in here!

418 days ago
71.

Phishie from Philly    

Damn, Hey Zeus was a gangster!
..

418 days ago
72.

Firefly    

Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not use an alias and others SS#
Thou shalt not be cruel to animals
Thou shalt not drive 114 miles an hour on highway
Thou shalt not keep getting caught with drugs
Thou shalt not.........DMX are you listening? pay attention!
GOD

418 days ago
73.

Matt    

got bible in my hand cuz i had no remorse, ive been a nasty.... sorry, its too early =P

418 days ago
74.

flickchick    

"Let's see which one is least likely to get me pulled over by the cops again...the pink scooter or the toy truck..."

418 days ago
75.

PCA    

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

418 days ago
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