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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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268 COMMENTS

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76.

Phreaky    

Th-th-thou sh-sh-shall n-n-not r-r-r-ide d-d-d-irty....

360 days ago
77.

sdiamond2    

What would Yeezus do?

360 days ago
78.

Rob Calvert    

Now's the time to read my Psalms - Up in here! Up in here!

360 days ago
79.

Paul    

Crap, it is a sin!

360 days ago
80.

steve    

This is the most comfortable toilet EVER!

360 days ago
81.

Vince    

Obviously staged.....its a well known fact that aside from no talent rapers and hip hop artists cant read.....

360 days ago
82.

Kimberlee    

While most people think DMX is reading the Bible he is actually reading the state penal code book!

360 days ago
83.

kfj3000    

I know I hid that booze in here somewhere

360 days ago
84.

Chocolate Box    

This isn't funny! DMX is actually a spiritual dude. Believe it or not he often preaches sermons in his live act & has often said he has a calling as a minister...

360 days ago
85.

Anihil8ion    

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here...

360 days ago
86.

Prathee    

I keep on breaking this funny thing called "LAW" often.Let's find out what it is in the dictionary.

360 days ago
87.

Isaywatiwant    

Sooo, if David killed Goliath with a rock, then I damn sure can smoke one..... Or two

360 days ago
88.

Johnny Carcinoma    

Damn, I should not have picked up this book to look at the pictures with my hands covered with Super Glue.

360 days ago
89.

Natasha P    

When I get off house arrest I gotta check out these Sodom & Gomorrah places!

360 days ago
90.

psychicruth    

Preaching biz could be very lucrative and a lot safer...

360 days ago
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