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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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Larrrrrrrrrrr    

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

227 days ago
122.

Larrrrrrrrrrr    

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

227 days ago
123.

seanmh84    

Ruff Readers!!!

227 days ago
124.

Bud    

Hey, what the f**k is this Hey-sus guy doing in here?

227 days ago
125.

Jay    

WWYD?: What Would Yeezus Do?

227 days ago
126.

Beck    

Man... This Waldo guy is hard to find

227 days ago
127.

Walker    

Arrested Development!

227 days ago
128.

Jeff    

Wow they put my arrest record in book form....

227 days ago
129.

snoop    

Stop drop open up a bible on the couch oh no that’s how all my bible readers roll

227 days ago
130.

glen    

Real G's don’t go to the library until they get Locked up. (or put on house arrest)

227 days ago
131.

Janna    

"Where is that part about turning water into wine?"

227 days ago
132.

james    

What the hell am I reading this stuff for, I know the ending...and it anit good.......

227 days ago
133.

Tanya    

"God's gone make me do my time, locked in here...locked in here."

227 days ago
134.

laura    

"Oouurrrrr Fffaaattthhh...... f*ck it.... any ya'll got Hooked on Phonics?"

227 days ago
135.

laura    

"Dang, and aint nobody here to help me with the big words either."

227 days ago
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