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CAPTION-O-RAMA! [Update]

9/4/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Here is a picture of DMX reading a bible while on house arrest stemming from one of his bazillion run-ins with the law.

He's focused. He's calm. He's not wearing handcuffs ... and he's the perfect subject for our TMZ Photo CAPTION-O-RAMA!

Submit your funny captions for this pic in the comments section from now until 6:30 AM Wednesday morning. Funniest submission, as chosen by the TMZ editorial staff, wins a TMZ t-shirt and a TMZ mug!

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9/4/13 -- WE HAVE A WINNER!

Congrats to Andrew Arch for the winning caption, "And the Lord said: X gone giveth to you."

Enjoy the shirt and the mug!

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268 COMMENTS

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seanmh84    

Ruff Readers!!!

352 days ago
122.

Bud    

Hey, what the f**k is this Hey-sus guy doing in here?

352 days ago
123.

Jay    

WWYD?: What Would Yeezus Do?

352 days ago
124.

Beck    

Man... This Waldo guy is hard to find

352 days ago
125.

Walker    

Arrested Development!

352 days ago
126.

Jeff    

Wow they put my arrest record in book form....

352 days ago
127.

snoop    

Stop drop open up a bible on the couch oh no that’s how all my bible readers roll

352 days ago
128.

glen    

Real G's don’t go to the library until they get Locked up. (or put on house arrest)

352 days ago
129.

Janna    

"Where is that part about turning water into wine?"

352 days ago
130.

james    

What the hell am I reading this stuff for, I know the ending...and it anit good.......

352 days ago
131.

Tanya    

"God's gone make me do my time, locked in here...locked in here."

352 days ago
132.

laura    

"Oouurrrrr Fffaaattthhh...... f*ck it.... any ya'll got Hooked on Phonics?"

352 days ago
133.

laura    

"Dang, and aint nobody here to help me with the big words either."

352 days ago
134.

Sam    

Y'all gonna make me learn some God, Up in here, Up in here!

352 days ago
135.

Just_A_Post    

Yeezus, Can you help me and Lamar?

352 days ago
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