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'Nirvana' Guitarist Pat Smear

HUGE DONG

... Wife Says

9/17/2013 11:38 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

091713_pat_smear_launchRock legend Pat Smear -- who played guitar for Nirvana and the Foo Fighters -- has a huge penis ... this according to an expert on the matter, his wife.

Pat and his wife were leaving Craig's in Hollywood the other night when we started talking about things like rock stars and devil worshiping (the usual).

During the convo, Pat's friend Bill Carroll (radio guy) made a joke about Pat having a tiny instrument ... and that's when Mrs. Smear chimed in and gave us the 411 on Pat's ginormous pud.

And now you know.

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Her Imperial and Royal Majesty    

Maybe she was talking about her own "instrument". After all, she does kind of look like a she-male.

400 days ago
17.

Sili'LilSkoolgrl    

Somehow my nephew ended up looking like a young Pat Smear. They're both as straight as a roundabout.

400 days ago
18.

demoncat    

if any one would really know how big the guys wang is it would be the one who sees it the most his lovely wife.for no mate is going to say my husband who is also a rock star has a small tiny dong but i don't care

400 days ago
19.

omfg    

I always thought he was gay

400 days ago
20.

Mark    

What?? He's not gay? I didn't know he had a wife. I always though for sure he was gay. WTF?

400 days ago
21.

kr    

ignorant racist. he's half black what do you expect? I've been to Africa. I've partied. Smallest penises EVER.. we're talking 2-4"

400 days ago
22.

PT    

So now I know?? Like I cared.

400 days ago
23.

pkjones    

That's the stupidest thing you can do is to announce to other women how endowed your man is so they can get curious and attempt to see what it's like?? Ya, dumb move.....

400 days ago
24.

Machelle    

She wishes
he were
half black.

400 days ago
25.

some guy    

Nice to know Harvey still greenlights his stories.

400 days ago
26.

KicksandGiggles    

Does it match the size of the paper bag for that head that any normal woman would need to even hold his hand?

400 days ago
27.

Kelly    

I always thought he was gay. I was so confused when I saw him at a bar in Hollywood 10 yrs ago making out with two chicks. I thought they were just drunk. Now this makes sense....

400 days ago
28.

rcytrcy01@yahoo.com    

Who knew he is straight???

400 days ago
29.

Donka Do Ball    

I thought Paltrow's daughter "riding bitch" was the quote for today, but now I'm gunna have to go with "ginormous pud".

400 days ago
30.

The Zombie    

Nirvana was good. Foo Fighters are good. The Germs were amazing.

400 days ago
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